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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    06 February 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Three: A Tip of the Hat

    11:00am, 29th of January, 1891.

    AND SO, with myself armed and dangerously handsome, Miss Felicity Boondoggles, my man-servant Botter and I left the headquarters of the CTUN, and scrambled onto the bustling streets of the capital, eager to get to Buckingham Palace to save the Queen from having her noble noggin blown apart by a booby-trapped crown.

    “I just hope we are not too late,” Felicity said as she tried to flag down one of the many hansom cabs trundling past, by lifting her dress ever-so slightly to allow the red-blooded cabbies a tantalising glimpse of her shapely ankle.

    “I very much doubt it, m’dear.” I opined, trying in vain not to become terribly aroused by the slither of naked flesh on display. “We in the ruling elite rarely rise before ten-thirty, and are never usually dressed before lunch-time. I think we’ve got until midday, at least.”

    » Read on, dear readers…

    Posted in One Score and Four | No Remarkable Remarks »

    04 February 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty Two-and-a-Half: Wherein Likely is Debriefed

    HOUR TWENTY-TWO AND A HALF: And Likely penetrates the very depths of CTUN.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | No Remarkable Remarks »

    31 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Two: Pigeon Post

    HOUR TWENTY-TWO: Coo! A clue!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    30 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-One: Back on the Trail

    AAAAAAND we are returned! HOUR TWENTY-ONE, and Likely and Felicity receive an unexpected visitor…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twelvety-Seventh: Wherein Likely Does Bugger All For An Hour

    Hour…Twelvety-Seventh?!? And Likely does BUGGER ALL for an HOUR.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Something: Likely’s Lost Hours

    HOUR…SOMETHING OR OTHER! And Likely learns what happened to his lost time…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty: Wherein Likely Loses Time

    Hour…TWENTY? Clearly, Likely has lost some time…but how?

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | No Remarkable Remarks »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Fifteen: Wherein Likely Has A Drink

    HOUR FIFTEEN, and Likely FINALLY gets a drink.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Fourteen: Bad Hatters

    HOUR FOURTEEN: And Likely and the party guests find themselves at the mercy of…THE ANTI-HAT LEAGUE!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Thirteen: The Waiting Waiter

    HOUR THIRTEEN! And Likely finally gets into the gala ball, but finds his drink order curiously delayed…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twelve: Making An Entrance

    HOUR TWELVE, and as we reach the half-way point, Likely finds himself having trouble getting into a party…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Eleven: To The Ball!

    HOUR ELEVEN: And Likely and Botter head to Sir Rhubarb Muddick’s abode, to attend to a gala ball…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Ten: Extracting the Urine

    Hour TEN: And Likely needs to urinate. AGAIN.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Nine: A Bunch of Twits

    HOUR NINE: And his lordship finally gets an invaluable lead…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 3 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Eight: Down, But Not Out

    HOUR EIGHT: And with his horse having gone BESERK and his carriage in RUINS, Likely is forced to come up with another plan to get to London…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Seven: Wherein the Number of Words in the Title Far Outweighs the Number of Words in the Chapter

    HOUR SEVEN: And Likely has something to say…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 4 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score Four, Hour Six: Bring On The Bastard

    HOUR SIX: And Likely and Botter endure a TERRIFYING ride into town, courtesy of The Bastard…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Five: One Score and Horse

    HOUR FIVE! And Likely is faced with another EARTH-SHATTERINGLY important decision! Which horse to take to London, we ask?

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 5 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Four: Calls An Inspector

    One Score and Four, Hour Four: And Likely springs into action, and then rather wishes he hadn’t bothered AT ALL.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 3 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Three: Wherein Likely Relieves Himself

    One Score and Four, Hour Three: And Likely…erm…goes to the toilet. That is all.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Two: A Tip of the Hat

    One Score and Four, Hour Two: A man explodes on a busy London street after tipping his hat to a lady – sounds like the perfect mystery for Lord Likely to solve!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 3 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour One: Likely is Risen

    IT BEGINS! The first hour of his lordship’s 24-hour adventure, One SCore and Four is HERE!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 6 Remarkable Remarks »

    26 January 2010

    Quacking Outrageous

    Lord Likely and 1889.ca Labs present a highly improbable, but completely excellent adventure: ‘The Man With the Improbable Leg’.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in Random Insertions | No Remarkable Remarks »

    18 January 2010

    Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock…

    BEHOLD! Lord Likely’s most ASTONISHING ADVENTURE yet – a twenty-four hour tale unfolding over the course of a day, right before your very eyes!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in Random Insertions | 12 Remarkable Remarks »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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