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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    24 May 2016

    In Which His Lordship Is Uncovered

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    This magnificent, undergarment-dampening image is the cover for my forthcoming electronic book, ‘The Bellending Club’, finally due to be issued forth NEXT MONTH (i.e in June).

    It has been an admittedly long road to this very point, with ideas scrapped, titles changed, and so much whisky consumed that I lost three months to a drunken stupor. But finally, my debut novel is nearing completion, ready to be thrust into your quivering, shaking hands in a mere matter of WEEKS. Gods be praised! Double whiskies all round!

    But what is this mysterious Bellending Club? Who is the unfortunate fellow lying in a pool of his own claret? And what have I to do with all of this unpleasantness? All we be revealed in due course, my dear readers, with plenty more teasing to be done in the upcoming days, like the foreplay to a particularly satisfying bout of intercourse.

    Do feel free to subscribe to my magnificent mailing list to be informed of further developments first, and of course join me ‘pon the Facebook and Twitter as well – you shall not want to miss a thing, lest you be cast out by your peers.

    Until the next time,

    Toddle-pip!

    – Lord Likely.

     

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    16 October 2015

    Lord Likely Is A Card

    Lord Likely offers readers a chance to win some card games. What a fellow.

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    29 May 2015

    How To Write A Book That Is Not Simply Irredeemable Arse-Paper

    Lord Likely, in his infinite wisdom, offers some advice for the would-be writer.

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    05 March 2015

    The Great Bidding War of 1882

    Lord Likely takes us on a history lesson, with the tale of The Great Bidding War of 1882.

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    13 February 2015

    Lord Likely Is Coming

    Another tease for his lordship’s forthcoming electronic book…

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    20 November 2014

    In Which I Outsmart Mr. Sherlock Holmes

    Lord Likely dupes the ‘Great Detective’.

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    12 September 2014

    Extra! Extra!

    Lord Likely announces the launch of his Magnificent Mailing List!

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    10 September 2014

    Duck Me

    Lord Likely unearths a forgotten oddity from his publishing past.

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    07 September 2014

    A Study in Strumpets and a Curious Conspiracy

    Lord Likely announces the imminent publication of his first electronic book – but is there a conspiracy to stop him?

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    14 July 2014

    Fifteen And A Half Hilarious Victorian Jokes That Would Even Make Her Majesty Laugh

    Lord Likely present fifteen and a half genuine Victorian rib-ticklers for your amusement. You are welcome, world.

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    11 July 2014

    Ten Victorian Insults To Make Your Enemies Crumble

    His Lordship shares ten Victorian vulgarities with which to strike down your worst enemy.

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    25 November 2013

    An Astonishing and Arousing Announcement

    ‘Tis the most important literary event since Mr. William Shakespeare bought his first quill.  Further updates to follow, ladies and gentle-men! In the meantime, please do spread the word – LORD LIKELY IS COMING! – Lord Likely.

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    11 September 2013

    Taking the Pith

    Lord Likely gives a thorough review of issue two of ‘Professor Elemental Comics’.

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    29 June 2013

    Gladstonebury

      Now THIS is what you call a festival.   – Lord Likely. 

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    08 March 2013

    Lord Save the Queen

    Lord Likely reveals details of his all-new adventure – coming soon!

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    13 February 2013

    In Which His Lordship Gives You His Heart

    AND they say that romance is dead. TSK. Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there! – Lord Likely. 

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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