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    03 July 2009

    Fingering the Felon

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    “DO YOU have the pearl necklace?” I bellowed.

    “I shall never tell!” cried Lady Marmalade, the last of the suspects to be interviewed.

    “Tell me!” I roared, bringing my cane down upon her naked buttocks.

    Lady Marmalade gasped. “Never!

    “Confess, you harlot!” I yelled, raising my arm again.

    “I confess nothing!” said the lady, crying out and gripping the sides of the desk as my cane thrashed her once more.

    “What is going on here? I heard screams and – oh!” exclaimed the Duke of Fircombe, as he burst into the study, only to find Lady Marmalade bent over the desk, her naked derriere exposed to the room. “What the devil?…”

    » Read on, dear readers…

    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | No Remarkable Remarks »

    29 June 2009

    Rather Amiable Police Officer, Considerably More Hostile Police Officer

    Lord Likely adopts some rather brutish techniques in his ongoing attempts to uncover the cad behind the theft of the Duchess’ priceless pearl necklace.

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 6 Remarkable Remarks »

    19 June 2009

    Wherein Likely and Botter Actually Start Investigating

    Lord Likely interviews the incredibly racist Major Thrashing with regards to the theft of the pearl necklace, and also finds Jennifer Eels fingered.

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 5 Remarkable Remarks »

    11 June 2009

    The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle Returns!

    After a momentary hiatus, Lord Likely’s latest Astonishing Adventure – The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle – resumes!

    Rejoice, one and all!

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 10 Remarkable Remarks »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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