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    25 November 2013

    An Astonishing and Arousing Announcement

    ‘Tis the most important literary event since Mr. William Shakespeare bought his first quill. 

    Further updates to follow, ladies and gentle-men! In the meantime, please do spread the word – LORD LIKELY IS COMING!

    - Lord Likely.

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    11 September 2013

    Taking the Pith

    Lord Likely gives a thorough review of issue two of ‘Professor Elemental Comics’.

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    29 June 2013

    Gladstonebury

      Now THIS is what you call a festival.   – Lord Likely. 

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    08 March 2013

    Lord Save the Queen

    Lord Likely reveals details of his all-new adventure – coming soon!

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    13 February 2013

    In Which His Lordship Gives You His Heart

    AND they say that romance is dead. TSK. Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there! – Lord Likely. 

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    31 October 2012

    Lord Likely’s Halloween Horror: Last Orders

    Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…

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    11 July 2012

    Louis Pasteur: Kraken Slayer

    Mr Louis Paster battles a fearsome KRAKEN.

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    26 May 2012

    Upper Class Twitter

    Lord Likely celebrates four-and-a-half years of his use of the Twitter Device.

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    06 May 2012

    Telegram Sex

    Lord Likely tries a new form of long-distance love-making.

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    02 May 2012

    Look Likely

    His lordship dispenses invaluable fitness advice.

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    04 April 2012

    Why being so fabulously wealthy and impossibly handsome is such a terrible burden, by Lord Likely

    Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.

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    27 February 2012

    Lord Likely’s Top Fives

    As his Wooden Jubilee continues, Lord Likely shares his Top Fives…

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    25 February 2012

    Lord Likely’s Wooden Jubilee

    It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.

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    01 February 2012

    How To Hold One’s Implement

    Click to embiggen. ONE OF the reasons for the sheer QUALITY of the prose in my astonishing adventures is that I, being a well-bred, well-educated sort of a chap, have learnt how to hold my pen correctly. Some people – especially commoners – seem mystified by the correct usage of this writing implement, and clutch [...]

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    30 January 2012

    Vote Likely!

    AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as [...]

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    18 January 2012

    Likelypedia

    IN LIGHT of the loss of our communal encyclopaedia, ‘Wikipedia‘, I have decided to step forth and aid those ignoramuses who still seek knowledge despite the blackout. Thus I am proud to present my very own astonishing… Likelypedia! I am a fountain of knowledge. Come, drink from my spout. ~A Aardvark: the aroused form of [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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