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    23 July 2010

    Lord Likely’s Literary Love-Pump

    (Illustration skillfully and sexily drawn by Mr. Sheldon Goodman. Further examples of his astonishing artistry may be found by going hither.)

    THEY SAY that you should never judge a book by its cover. This is blatantly BALLS. I am sorry, but if I am browsing in a bookshop and  see one book with a cover featuring a semi-naked woman firing peanuts from her mimsy, next to a book showing a man with a beard pointing at a cocking graph or some such toss, I am BOUND – nay, OBLIGED! – to go for the book bearing the nut-firing nob-nook cover . It is common sense, really.

    This is something of a controversial opinion, especially in literary circles, which is why I am not oft asked to review works of literature for book clubs or the press. But, as I have my own journals, I can do as I RUDDY PLEASE, and so I present to you now three short reviews of some books which I have read recently.

    » Read on, dear readers…

    Posted in Random Insertions | 3 Remarkable Remarks »

    05 July 2010

    ‘Tis A Knockout

    Lord Likely demonstrates some uncharacteristic generosity, and gives away some of his merchandise to three lucky readers.

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 21 Remarkable Remarks »

    14 June 2010

    The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two

    The second (and concluding) chapter of Botter’s Astonishing Adventure sees his lordship’s man-servant pitted against two unscrupulous thieves…

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    Posted in Botter's Astonishing Adventure | 3 Remarkable Remarks »

    01 June 2010

    The Astonishing Adventures of…Botter?

    Botter serves up the first part of his own Astonishing Adventure….

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    Posted in Botter's Astonishing Adventure | 5 Remarkable Remarks »

    16 May 2010

    How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices

    Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 3 Remarkable Remarks »

    08 April 2010

    A Fine, Upstanding Member

    Join Lord Likely as he makes his bid for WORLD DOMINATION.

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 6 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 March 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Three

    It’s the EXPLOSIVE finale of Lord Likely’s three-part adventure alongside Mr. Cornelius Quaint – can the squabbling duo save Buckingham Palace from being blown to pieces by a maniac magician?

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    Posted in The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff | 4 Remarkable Remarks »

    12 March 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Two

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff continues, wherein a mix-up occurs….

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    Posted in The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff | 4 Remarkable Remarks »

    02 March 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff

    The first chapter of a THRILLING new adventure, co-written by our SPECIAL GUEST Mr. Darren Craske. Huzzah!

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    Posted in The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff | 9 Remarkable Remarks »

    27 February 2010

    Lord Likely’s Thrilling Third Anniversary Threesome!

    Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 9 Remarkable Remarks »

    23 February 2010

    The Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares

    BEHOLD! The grand opening of Lord Likely’s Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares! Rejoice!

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    18 February 2010

    Lord Likely’s Guide to Tipping One’s Hat

    Lord Likely shares his invaluable expertise in the area of correct hat-tipping.

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 7 Remarkable Remarks »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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