12 March 2010

“I BEG your pardon?” I spluttered in disbelief. “What did you say?”
“That is your name, is it not?” the conjurer smiled as he straightened his tie, and smoothed down his grey locks. “Lord Ouranos Likely?”
I eyed the man suspiciously, trying to fathom what sort of confounded trickery he was deploying, but his countenance gave away nothing. His was the very epitome of the poker face; to whit, I very much desired to bash it in with a poker.
“Not necessarily,” I bluffed. “It is a secret I shall carry to my grave!”
“I know it,” piped up Botter, rather unhelpfully.
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02 March 2010
The first chapter of a THRILLING new adventure, co-written by our SPECIAL GUEST Mr. Darren Craske. Huzzah!
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27 February 2010
Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!
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23 February 2010
BEHOLD! The grand opening of Lord Likely’s Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares! Rejoice!
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18 February 2010
Lord Likely shares his invaluable expertise in the area of correct hat-tipping.
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10 February 2010
The Final Chapter! The rip-roaring, EXPLOSIVE conclusion to ‘One Score and Four’ is here – REJOICE!
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06 February 2010
HOUR TWENTY-THREE! And with only an hour to go, Likely, Felicity and Botter must hasten to the palace to save the Queen – and the entire British Empire!
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04 February 2010
HOUR TWENTY-TWO AND A HALF: And Likely penetrates the very depths of CTUN.
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30 January 2010
AAAAAAND we are returned! HOUR TWENTY-ONE, and Likely and Felicity receive an unexpected visitor…
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29 January 2010
Hour…Twelvety-Seventh?!? And Likely does BUGGER ALL for an HOUR.
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29 January 2010
HOUR…SOMETHING OR OTHER! And Likely learns what happened to his lost time…
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29 January 2010
Hour…TWENTY? Clearly, Likely has lost some time…but how?
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29 January 2010
HOUR FIFTEEN, and Likely FINALLY gets a drink.
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29 January 2010
HOUR FOURTEEN: And Likely and the party guests find themselves at the mercy of…THE ANTI-HAT LEAGUE!
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29 January 2010
HOUR THIRTEEN! And Likely finally gets into the gala ball, but finds his drink order curiously delayed…
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28 January 2010
HOUR TWELVE, and as we reach the half-way point, Likely finds himself having trouble getting into a party…
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28 January 2010
HOUR ELEVEN: And Likely and Botter head to Sir Rhubarb Muddick’s abode, to attend to a gala ball…
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28 January 2010
Hour TEN: And Likely needs to urinate. AGAIN.
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28 January 2010
HOUR NINE: And his lordship finally gets an invaluable lead…
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28 January 2010
HOUR EIGHT: And with his horse having gone BESERK and his carriage in RUINS, Likely is forced to come up with another plan to get to London…
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28 January 2010
HOUR SEVEN: And Likely has something to say…
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28 January 2010
HOUR SIX: And Likely and Botter endure a TERRIFYING ride into town, courtesy of The Bastard…
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28 January 2010
HOUR FIVE! And Likely is faced with another EARTH-SHATTERINGLY important decision! Which horse to take to London, we ask?
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