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    12 September 2014

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    AS THE publication of my forthcoming electronic epic, A Study In Strumpets, draws e’er closer, there shall be much to enjoy over the coming weeks.

    Of course, primarily there shall be the book itself, a magnum opus that shall alter the course of literature forever more. But there shall also be plenty more besides, including some fascinating features right here, as well as the odd contest or two, with some rather special prizes, to boot.

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    10 September 2014

    Duck Me

    Lord Likely unearths a forgotten oddity from his publishing past.

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    07 September 2014

    A Study in Strumpets and a Curious Conspiracy

    Lord Likely announces the imminent publication of his first electronic book – but is there a conspiracy to stop him?

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    14 July 2014

    Fifteen And A Half Hilarious Victorian Jokes That Would Even Make Her Majesty Laugh

    Lord Likely present fifteen and a half genuine Victorian rib-ticklers for your amusement. You are welcome, world.

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    11 July 2014

    Ten Victorian Insults To Make Your Enemies Crumble

    His Lordship shares ten Victorian vulgarities with which to strike down your worst enemy.

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    25 November 2013

    An Astonishing and Arousing Announcement

    ‘Tis the most important literary event since Mr. William Shakespeare bought his first quill.  Further updates to follow, ladies and gentle-men! In the meantime, please do spread the word – LORD LIKELY IS COMING! – Lord Likely.

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    11 September 2013

    Taking the Pith

    Lord Likely gives a thorough review of issue two of ‘Professor Elemental Comics’.

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    29 June 2013

    Gladstonebury

      Now THIS is what you call a festival.   – Lord Likely. 

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    08 March 2013

    Lord Save the Queen

    Lord Likely reveals details of his all-new adventure – coming soon!

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    13 February 2013

    In Which His Lordship Gives You His Heart

    AND they say that romance is dead. TSK. Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there! – Lord Likely. 

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    31 October 2012

    Lord Likely’s Halloween Horror: Last Orders

    Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…

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    11 July 2012

    Louis Pasteur: Kraken Slayer

    Mr Louis Paster battles a fearsome KRAKEN.

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    26 May 2012

    Upper Class Twitter

    Lord Likely celebrates four-and-a-half years of his use of the Twitter Device.

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    06 May 2012

    Telegram Sex

    Lord Likely tries a new form of long-distance love-making.

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    02 May 2012

    Look Likely

    His lordship dispenses invaluable fitness advice.

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    04 April 2012

    Why being so fabulously wealthy and impossibly handsome is such a terrible burden, by Lord Likely

    Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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