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    12 March 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Two

    Penned by Mr. A.D Fanton & Mr. Darren Craske.

    “I BEG your pardon?” I spluttered in disbelief. “What did you say?”

    “That is your name, is it not?” the conjurer smiled as he straightened his tie, and smoothed down his grey locks. “Lord Ouranos Likely?”

    I eyed the man suspiciously, trying to fathom what sort of confounded trickery he was deploying, but his countenance gave away nothing. His was the very epitome of the poker face; to whit, I very much desired to bash it in with a poker.

    “Not necessarily,” I bluffed. “It is a secret I shall carry to my grave!”

    “I know it,” piped up Botter, rather unhelpfully.

    » Read on, dear readers…

    Posted in The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    02 March 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff

    The first chapter of a THRILLING new adventure, co-written by our SPECIAL GUEST Mr. Darren Craske. Huzzah!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff | 8 Remarkable Remarks »

    27 February 2010

    Lord Likely’s Thrilling Third Anniversary Threesome!

    Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in Random Insertions | 9 Remarkable Remarks »

    23 February 2010

    The Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares

    BEHOLD! The grand opening of Lord Likely’s Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares! Rejoice!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in Random Insertions | No Remarkable Remarks »

    18 February 2010

    Lord Likely’s Guide to Tipping One’s Hat

    Lord Likely shares his invaluable expertise in the area of correct hat-tipping.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in Random Insertions | 7 Remarkable Remarks »

    10 February 2010

    One Score and Four, The Final Hour: The Queen’s Head

    The Final Chapter! The rip-roaring, EXPLOSIVE conclusion to ‘One Score and Four’ is here – REJOICE!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    06 February 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Three: A Tip of the Hat

    HOUR TWENTY-THREE! And with only an hour to go, Likely, Felicity and Botter must hasten to the palace to save the Queen – and the entire British Empire!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    04 February 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty Two-and-a-Half: Wherein Likely is Debriefed

    HOUR TWENTY-TWO AND A HALF: And Likely penetrates the very depths of CTUN.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | No Remarkable Remarks »

    31 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Two: Pigeon Post

    HOUR TWENTY-TWO: Coo! A clue!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    30 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-One: Back on the Trail

    AAAAAAND we are returned! HOUR TWENTY-ONE, and Likely and Felicity receive an unexpected visitor…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twelvety-Seventh: Wherein Likely Does Bugger All For An Hour

    Hour…Twelvety-Seventh?!? And Likely does BUGGER ALL for an HOUR.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Something: Likely’s Lost Hours

    HOUR…SOMETHING OR OTHER! And Likely learns what happened to his lost time…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty: Wherein Likely Loses Time

    Hour…TWENTY? Clearly, Likely has lost some time…but how?

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | No Remarkable Remarks »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Fifteen: Wherein Likely Has A Drink

    HOUR FIFTEEN, and Likely FINALLY gets a drink.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Fourteen: Bad Hatters

    HOUR FOURTEEN: And Likely and the party guests find themselves at the mercy of…THE ANTI-HAT LEAGUE!

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Thirteen: The Waiting Waiter

    HOUR THIRTEEN! And Likely finally gets into the gala ball, but finds his drink order curiously delayed…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twelve: Making An Entrance

    HOUR TWELVE, and as we reach the half-way point, Likely finds himself having trouble getting into a party…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Eleven: To The Ball!

    HOUR ELEVEN: And Likely and Botter head to Sir Rhubarb Muddick’s abode, to attend to a gala ball…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Ten: Extracting the Urine

    Hour TEN: And Likely needs to urinate. AGAIN.

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 1 Remarkable Remark »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Nine: A Bunch of Twits

    HOUR NINE: And his lordship finally gets an invaluable lead…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 3 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Eight: Down, But Not Out

    HOUR EIGHT: And with his horse having gone BESERK and his carriage in RUINS, Likely is forced to come up with another plan to get to London…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Seven: Wherein the Number of Words in the Title Far Outweighs the Number of Words in the Chapter

    HOUR SEVEN: And Likely has something to say…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 4 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score Four, Hour Six: Bring On The Bastard

    HOUR SIX: And Likely and Botter endure a TERRIFYING ride into town, courtesy of The Bastard…

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 2 Remarkable Remarks »

    28 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Five: One Score and Horse

    HOUR FIVE! And Likely is faced with another EARTH-SHATTERINGLY important decision! Which horse to take to London, we ask?

    Read on, dear readers...

    Posted in One Score and Four | 5 Remarkable Remarks »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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