08 March 2013
WHILE it is true to say that ANYTHING I choose to share through my wonderful journals is something to be treasured and admired for all eternity, I do concede that, of late, there has been a shocking lack of Astonishing Adventures. To this end I bring forth good news, ladies and gentlemen – an all-new Astonishing Adventure shall explode unto your delighted faces soon, like literary bukkake.
As you can tell from the frankly marvellous poster above, the title is ‘Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix’, for there is naturally only one thing that could bring this Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Men of Action out of his self-imposed exile, and that is to be in service of Her Majesty, The Queen!
This thrilling new tale shall debut shortly, thus improving the lives of my beloved readers one hundred percent, and restoring balance to the world once more. Do keep your eyes peeled for further announcements lest you miss my latest opus and are forever shunned by your peers and loved ones.
Lord Likely is coming – and by royal appointment!
- Lord Likely.
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13 February 2013
AND they say that romance is dead. TSK. Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there! – Lord Likely.
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31 October 2012
Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…
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11 July 2012
Mr Louis Paster battles a fearsome KRAKEN.
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26 May 2012
Lord Likely celebrates four-and-a-half years of his use of the Twitter Device.
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06 May 2012
Lord Likely tries a new form of long-distance love-making.
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02 May 2012
His lordship dispenses invaluable fitness advice.
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04 April 2012
Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.
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27 February 2012
As his Wooden Jubilee continues, Lord Likely shares his Top Fives…
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25 February 2012
It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.
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01 February 2012
Click to embiggen. ONE OF the reasons for the sheer QUALITY of the prose in my astonishing adventures is that I, being a well-bred, well-educated sort of a chap, have learnt how to hold my pen correctly. Some people – especially commoners – seem mystified by the correct usage of this writing implement, and clutch [...]
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30 January 2012
AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as [...]
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18 January 2012
IN LIGHT of the loss of our communal encyclopaedia, ‘Wikipedia‘, I have decided to step forth and aid those ignoramuses who still seek knowledge despite the blackout. Thus I am proud to present my very own astonishing… Likelypedia! I am a fountain of knowledge. Come, drink from my spout. ~A Aardvark: the aroused form of [...]
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24 December 2011
A Christmas message from Lord Likely himself.
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09 October 2011
AS A RICH, powerful, incredibly handsome and overwhelmingly male human being, I enjoy exclusive membership of London’s notorious ‘Bullion Club’ (motto: NIL PAUPERUM). ‘Tis a lovely, luxurious and opulent environment, where I can take time out from a busy day battering my man-servant (not a euphemism) or polishing my cane (a euphemism) and indulge in [...]
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28 September 2011
His lordship has a very close encounter with an alien being, and a not-close-enough-for-his-liking encounter with Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy….
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