06 May 2012
Telegram Sex
I’M NOT entirely convinced that this ‘telegram sex’ will really catch on, you know.
I may try Morse Code next. Must dash!
- Lord Likely.
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02 May 2012
Look Likely
His lordship dispenses invaluable fitness advice.
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04 April 2012
Why being so fabulously wealthy and impossibly handsome is such a terrible burden, by Lord Likely
Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.
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27 February 2012
Lord Likely’s Top Fives
As his Wooden Jubilee continues, Lord Likely shares his Top Fives…
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25 February 2012
Lord Likely’s Wooden Jubilee
It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.
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01 February 2012
How To Hold One’s Implement
Click to embiggen. ONE OF the reasons for the sheer QUALITY of the prose in my astonishing adventures is that I, being a well-bred, well-educated sort of a chap, have learnt how to hold my pen correctly. Some people – especially commoners – seem mystified by the correct usage of this writing implement, and clutch [...]
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30 January 2012
Vote Likely!
AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as [...]
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18 January 2012
Likelypedia
IN LIGHT of the loss of our communal encyclopaedia, ‘Wikipedia‘, I have decided to step forth and aid those ignoramuses who still seek knowledge despite the blackout. Thus I am proud to present my very own astonishing… Likelypedia! I am a fountain of knowledge. Come, drink from my spout. ~ A Aardvark: the aroused form [...]
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24 December 2011
Lord Likely’s Christmas Message
A Christmas message from Lord Likely himself.
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09 October 2011
Likely vs Elemental
AS A RICH, powerful, incredibly handsome and overwhelmingly male human being, I enjoy exclusive membership of London’s notorious ‘Bullion Club’ (motto: NIL PAUPERUM). ‘Tis a lovely, luxurious and opulent environment, where I can take time out from a busy day battering my man-servant (not a euphemism) or polishing my cane (a euphemism) and indulge in [...]
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28 September 2011
Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens versus Lord Likely
His lordship has a very close encounter with an alien being, and a not-close-enough-for-his-liking encounter with Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy….
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10 July 2011
Read All About It
I PURCHASED a copy of the brand-new news-sheet, The News of the World today (see cover above). It does look like a very fine journal indeed, full of integrity and the very finest journalism. I fully expect it to keep running for anywhere up to one hundred and sixty-eight years. For now, I’m off to [...]
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07 May 2011
The Likely Letters – Part Two
Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…
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09 February 2011
The Likely Letters – Part One
A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]
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04 February 2011
Words of Wisdom
NEVER MIND all that ‘keep calm and carry on‘ bollockery, the motto above is truly the only one which any respecting gentle-man or lady would wish adorned ‘pon their chests or walls, or have etched indelibly on the face of one’s man-servant using a piping-hot BRANDING IRON. And now YOU (yes, you – to whom [...]
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07 January 2011
The Lord Moves In Mysterious Ways
Lord Likely once again gets himself into print, within the pages of The Dandy comic – the cad!
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