03 July 2009

“DO YOU have the pearl necklace?” I bellowed.
“I shall never tell!” cried Lady Marmalade, the last of the suspects to be interviewed.
“Tell me!” I roared, bringing my cane down upon her naked buttocks.
Lady Marmalade gasped. “Never!“
“Confess, you harlot!” I yelled, raising my arm again.
“I confess nothing!” said the lady, crying out and gripping the sides of the desk as my cane thrashed her once more.
“What is going on here? I heard screams and – oh!” exclaimed the Duke of Fircombe, as he burst into the study, only to find Lady Marmalade bent over the desk, her naked derriere exposed to the room. “What the devil?…”
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29 June 2009
Lord Likely adopts some rather brutish techniques in his ongoing attempts to uncover the cad behind the theft of the Duchess’ priceless pearl necklace.
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19 June 2009
Lord Likely interviews the incredibly racist Major Thrashing with regards to the theft of the pearl necklace, and also finds Jennifer Eels fingered.
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11 June 2009
After a momentary hiatus, Lord Likely’s latest Astonishing Adventure – The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle – resumes!
Rejoice, one and all!
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