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    Archive for April, 2007

    Dearly Departed

    Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

    April, 1856 “Miss Eileen Nipples, deceased. Death by choking, by all accounts,” said Inspector Spunkleford as Botter and I arrived at the crime scene, a dingy alley just off of Stenchfurst Road. “How can you die joking?” queried Botter, mishearing the good Inspector. I hit my servant sharply in the gut with my cane. “Please, [...]

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    A Rude Awakening

    Sunday, April 8th, 2007

    April, 1856 When I finally returned to consciousness, I found that I was still naked, and furthermore I had now been chained to the bed upon which I had plowed Miss Eileen Nipples mere hours earlier. My incapacitated state made me wonder whether I was about to enter a further session of far kinkier intercourse, [...]

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    Ladies I Have Loved and Lost

    Saturday, April 7th, 2007

    March, 1856 As Madam Darkness took me in her cold embrace, I came to recall my previous romantic entanglements, and how they came to end. I shall now record a selection of them here, as a warning to other men, lest they too are ensnared in the awful traps frequently laid by the female of [...]

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    The Beast With Two Backs

    Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

    March, 1856.I rose up out of Miss Nipples’ bed, and strode to the window triumphantly. “That was a very satisfactory bout of intercourse,” I said, adjusting my now-wonky top hat. “You have done yourself proud, Miss Nipples, and I applaud you.” Readers of this journal may feel cheated at the omission of a detailed description [...]

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    Interrogation and Intercourse

    Monday, April 2nd, 2007

    31st March, 1856 Miss Nipples and I took our place at a small table inside Mr. Donald’s restaurant, and began to eat our less than fully-appetising meals. “So, Miss Nipples, let us get to the matter in hand…” I began. “I really don’t see the point,” said Miss Nipples, taking a swig at her water. [...]

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    In Which Lord Likely Eats Out

    Sunday, April 1st, 2007

    March 31st, 1856 Having secured the company of the delightful Miss Eileen Nipples, I decided to take her up the alley. We chanced upon a rather quaint, bohemian eatery called ‘Mr. Donald’s Slabs of Cow Betwixt Two Slices of Bread’, which we settled upon for our interrogation-come-dinner date. We entered the building, and walked up [...]

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