Comments on: Utter Bastards http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards Behold! The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action! So powerfully erotic, you may wish to keep a few tissues handy. Fri, 11 May 2012 00:23:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Lord Likely http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-702 Lord Likely Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:53:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-702 Good day, reading-types!<br/><br/>My dear Olga - rucking fight!<br/><br/>Sir Ed, I hope you are left well-fed by my latest astonishing adventures. But do please leave enough room for desert. A DESERT OF EXCITEMENT!<br/><br/>Lobo, I have never seen a horse whipping before. How do they hold the whip in their hooves, pray tell?<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day, reading-types!

My dear Olga – rucking fight!

Sir Ed, I hope you are left well-fed by my latest astonishing adventures. But do please leave enough room for desert. A DESERT OF EXCITEMENT!

Lobo, I have never seen a horse whipping before. How do they hold the whip in their hooves, pray tell?

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: LOBO http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-701 LOBO Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:10:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-701 Doesn't look good Likely! Ludlow needs a good horse whippin lol! <br/><br/>Lots of single women there Likely!<br/><br/>Thank you :) Doesn’t look good Likely! Ludlow needs a good horse whippin lol!

Lots of single women there Likely!

Thank you :)

]]> By: Ed http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-700 Ed Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:01:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-700 Spaghetti straining corpses and killer corkscrews, these references to culinary terms are making me hungry for more adventures viewed through the Likely eye glass. Spaghetti straining corpses and killer corkscrews, these references to culinary terms are making me hungry for more adventures viewed through the Likely eye glass.

]]> By: Olga, the Traveling Bra http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-699 Olga, the Traveling Bra Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:53:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-699 The thought plickens... The thought plickens…

]]> By: Lord Likely http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-698 Lord Likely Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:49:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-698 Good day, my dear, ravishing readership!<br/><br/>Mr. Ghost, it is not only the readers who would like to see that treacherous cur Ludlow tortured, believe me!<br/><br/>Mr. Brent, it does seem that Ludlow has fallen from the family tree. Or more accurately, he plummeted, and cracked his head on the ground below. It is the only way to explain his awful actions, I think.<br/><br/>My dear Minx, it seems that everyone has their price, sadly. As for what would make me squeal...ah-hah! That would be telling!...<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day, my dear, ravishing readership!

Mr. Ghost, it is not only the readers who would like to see that treacherous cur Ludlow tortured, believe me!

Mr. Brent, it does seem that Ludlow has fallen from the family tree. Or more accurately, he plummeted, and cracked his head on the ground below. It is the only way to explain his awful actions, I think.

My dear Minx, it seems that everyone has their price, sadly. As for what would make me squeal…ah-hah! That would be telling!…

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: the domestic minx http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-697 the domestic minx Tue, 16 Oct 2007 23:24:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-697 A filthy blackguard indeed - and a rotten turncoat.<br/>It never ceases to astound me how easily some scoundrels can be bought!<br/>I wonder what it would take to make you squeal, Likely..<br/>Hmm..methinks it is not a buggering of the sideways variety.. although I think perhaps that sounds like a good comeuppance for Ludlow.<br/><br/>x A filthy blackguard indeed – and a rotten turncoat.
It never ceases to astound me how easily some scoundrels can be bought!
I wonder what it would take to make you squeal, Likely..
Hmm..methinks it is not a buggering of the sideways variety.. although I think perhaps that sounds like a good comeuppance for Ludlow.

x

]]> By: BrentD http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-696 BrentD Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:53:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-696 Your Lordship, <br/><br/>Sorry to hear of Ludlow's dastardly deception. That a man of your...quality could have that sort of relation is baffling.<br/><br/>Good luck escaping. Your Lordship,

Sorry to hear of Ludlow’s dastardly deception. That a man of your…quality could have that sort of relation is baffling.

Good luck escaping.

]]> By: HungryGhost http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-695 HungryGhost Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:42:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-695 LOL Gorilla! <br/><br/>Milord - Me thinks your subjects would like to see Ludlow tortured. LOL Gorilla!

Milord – Me thinks your subjects would like to see Ludlow tortured.

]]> By: Lord Likely http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-694 Lord Likely Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:32:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-694 Good day, fellow adventurers!<br/><br/>Nessa, it is shocking, is it not, the lengths some people will go to just to publish a book. And it was not even a particularly good one, at that. Honestly!<br/><br/>Madhatter, good luck with the watch. Of course, should you get it to work you shall have all the time in the world to assist me!<br/><br/>Nurse Myra, if you insist!...<br/><br/>Mr. Bananas, you echo my sentiments beautifully. Damn Ludlow's eyes, and his ears and his ruddy penis, I say.<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day, fellow adventurers!

Nessa, it is shocking, is it not, the lengths some people will go to just to publish a book. And it was not even a particularly good one, at that. Honestly!

Madhatter, good luck with the watch. Of course, should you get it to work you shall have all the time in the world to assist me!

Nurse Myra, if you insist!…

Mr. Bananas, you echo my sentiments beautifully. Damn Ludlow’s eyes, and his ears and his ruddy penis, I say.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://www.lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/utter-bastards/comment-page-1#comment-693 Gorilla Bananas Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:53:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=101#comment-693 Your kinsman Ludlow is among the slimiest variety of garden worm. It would take many months on safari to find an elephant with a big enough cock to bugger him. Your kinsman Ludlow is among the slimiest variety of garden worm. It would take many months on safari to find an elephant with a big enough cock to bugger him.

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