Comments on: Fircombe Hall

By: trauma queen

trauma queen — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 19:49:50 +0000

Orange you glad you met Lady Marmalade? what about Sir Duran-Duran? Did he sing at the ball?

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 03:05:49 +0000

Good day, all! Baron von Baron, I do so enjoy a good spread, you know. Nurse Myra, I do not know about a steamer, but I am certainly getting quite steamy contemplating such a voyage! Jeffman, as long as they remain in their cage, they can do as they ruddy well please, for all I care! Lord Andrew, whatever can you mean? It is simply called Fircombe Hall because it belongs to the Duke and Duchess of Fircombe. Whatever else could it possibly mean? Toodle-pip! - Lord Likely.

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:04:27 +0000

Your tackle efficiency is a noble and wondrous thing. I tip my hat reverently at your Lordship’s splendid wang.

By: Lord Andrew of Goulding

Lord Andrew of Goulding — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:05:49 +0000

Just got it!

Fircombe Hall – Fuck ‘em all.

Excellent!

By: Jeffman

Jeffman — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 13:48:53 +0000

I would be very wary of keeping the working classes penned up in together in kennels like that. They may be plotting revolution.

Either that or rutting like dogs.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:36:14 +0000

your first class flight is very slow in getting here lord likely. or perhaps you’re coming by steamer

By: Baron von Baron

Baron von Baron — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:20:17 +0000

Ah, milord, how delightful to see that you have encountered a veritable buffet of buxom beauties in the latest of your exploits. Of course, the best way to enjoy a buffet is to have a little of everything (or in milord’s case, a great whopping heap of everything)!

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:34:24 +0000

Good day, all! My dear Pseudonymph, good heavens, no! But I fear that if I go three ladies to do the scrubbing, I would literally never leave the bath-tub. Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea! Mr. L, my word, now that would be doubling one's pleasure! Nurse Myra, if that is the case, then I am booking a first class ticket to Australia RIGHT NOW! Nessa, I shall have to go undercover and investigate, m'dear! Tiggy, what are you suggesting? That I have no standards? I shall have you know there are at least two very important criteria which must be met by those I seek to pump: i) Must have vagina ii) Must have pulse. See? I am terribly discerning! Static, I fear such an act may lead to asphyxiation! Or rather, ass-phyxiation! Ah-ha! Mr. Leer, I refuse to dignify such a derogatory remark about my two special ladies with a reply. But yes, they do have splendid jubblies. Lord Andrew, I too am looking forward to engaging with Lady Marmalade. She sounds terribly fruity! Ah-HA! Musing, I pride myself on informing and educating my readership, m'dear! And, wherever possible, impregnating them as well. Rightio. Must dash. Toodle-pip! - Lord Likely.

By: Musing

Musing — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:39:29 +0000

>>tumescent tally-whacker

I say, I’ve not heard it called that before. This online journal of yours is highly educational.

By: Lord Andrew of Goulding

Lord Andrew of Goulding — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:49:41 +0000

I’m so glad to hear this tale in which your soon-to-be lusty escapades with Lady Marmalade will have been ahem…preserved…for posterity.