23 October 2009
An Incredible Invitation
- Lord Likely.
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10 incredible interjections thus far.
Will bring a bottle of red. Though I am hoping that you will see the folly of this marriage before it is too late.
Marisa Birns, October 23rd, 2009 at 2:04 am
*gasp*
NO! This cannot be! It is your duty to serve all women of warm plump flesh.
The undead shall not have you Sir! I will be there to ensure that you continue your adventures with all pulses throbing!
Miladysa, October 23rd, 2009 at 9:49 am
You have me so excited there I missed a ‘b’ out of throbbing!
Miladysa, October 23rd, 2009 at 9:52 am
Oooh Lordy, that there is one invivation I was a hopen to never see.
Lurette Yellho, October 24th, 2009 at 10:10 am
I have started drinking already!
Lord Andrew of Goulding, October 25th, 2009 at 12:51 am
A bottle?
I’m running a Twitter book on her bottling it…. myself, for even Blood Sucking Vampiress’ have Pre Welding Twitters
Chastity Belts are so last century!!
3/1 on currently
Sorry can’t make it…For i’m currently in the Land of The Likely Lads…Bottoms up…Anchors Away Hey! and all that!
FH.
It can’t be true, he’s too warm blooded to be in such a union. I detest!
Dreadful shame about your invitation, milord. I’ve been told by my maid on multiple occasions that raspberry puree is the absolute devil to clean!
My word, you have finally found a woman to make an honest man of you? My congratulations, sir. She must be an admirable lady indeed!
Dr. Wendell A. Howe, October 31st, 2009 at 12:55 am
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