Comments on: Maid to Pleasure

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:00:01 +0000

Good day, all! Ms. Birns, I oft ignore Mr. Wilde's advice, it seems. Incidentally, have you seen my new portrait? I keep it in the attic. Augusto Sorceress? Saucy-ress, more like! Giraffe Dancer, I really cannot see anything wrong with marrying a mysterious maid with almost supernatural hypnotic powers. What could possibly go wrong? Spirit, Why thank you muchly! I hope to see you round here often, as much as one can 'see' a spirit, of course! Capricorn, I do not think she was French, though she does kiss that way. Lord Andrew, I am patriotic right to the end, sir! Ethreely, hmm, that DOES seem peculiar, now you mention it. I wonder where all this is leading? Ah, 'tis probably nothing to worry about! Now, I must go. Ms. Handbaskett has summoned me, and I feel oddly compelled to answer her. Toodle-pip! _ Lord Likely.

By: Ethreely

Ethreely — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:18:44 +0000

You should have lied to her and then made a hasty escape. I can’t help but wonder if she has the power to hypnotize a man why did she ever live life as a maid.

By: Lord Andrew of Goulding

Lord Andrew of Goulding — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:53:13 +0000

“Rule Brittania” is without doubt the strangest utterance of passion I have ever heard, though understandable, I suppose.

By: capricorn

capricorn — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:22:46 +0000

My Lord!

No Your Lordship,not you, I was calling for the Boss, sorry…

NONETHELESS! What is this absurdity of hypnotizing wenches ? Tis most unconvenient and surely a sign of the decadent values instilled by the French in this last decade!

By: Spirit

Spirit — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:33:41 +0000

Oh, what wonderful little chronicles! I can scarcely wait to see what happens next. I think I’ve fallen in love with this site.

By: Giraffe Dancer

Giraffe Dancer — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:45:12 +0000

Beware M’lord, this woman is not all she seems!
Be on your guard at all times I beg you!

By: Augusto

Augusto — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:01:26 +0000

I fear that no good can come of this sorceress. Be on guard m’lord.

By: Marisa Birns

Marisa Birns — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:12:02 +0000

M’lord! Some advance warning, especially to those of us who have just arisen to a lovely cup of coffee and toast. A tale — though very well told — of sexual congress so early in the a.m. does leave a lady nonplussed. And the coffee spat out…but, no mind.

Your mistake in telling the maid your plans for non-marriage forgot Oscar Wilde’s advice: “If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.”

Please save yourself.