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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    29 January 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Twelvety-Seventh: Wherein Likely Does Bugger All For An Hour

    8:43am, 29th of January, 1891.

    AND SO, with Miss Felicity Boondoggles not wanting to talk to me, and in lieu of anything better to occupy my time, I simply sat back down on the couch, and did BUGGER ALL FOR AN HOUR.

    - Lord Likely.

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    2 incredible interjections thus far.

    Capricorn

    My Lord? I think your watch is set on the Japan time zone…

    Would make sense to me.

    Capricorn, January 29th, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Confused

    Erm, My Lord?

    You must have died. Twas a gallant adventure, that never really got going.

    Confused, January 30th, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    Speak Forth to the Lord

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