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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    23 September 2010

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part One

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, pin back your ears, and loosen your under-garments, for I have a particularly wondrous treat for you to-day!

    For your extreme and unequivocal listening pleasure, I give to you the FIRST PART of an ALL-NEW and ALL-THRILLING audio adventure! HUZZAH!

    And so, if you are sitting comfortably, let us commence the terrific tale without any further ado! Prepare thyselves for  ‘The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park’….

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    Alternatively, you may also listen to the audio play via Mr. Jobs’ Apple iTunes store, hither:

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    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park written by Mr. A. D. Fanton esquire, with humorous additions by the cast.

    Vocal stylings provided by Mr. Fanton, Mr Andrew Weston, Mr. Thomas Butler and Mr Andi Woodford.

    Music and Sound Effects provided by Mr. Andi Woodford.

    Produced by Lord Likely, and a fair few beatings from a cricket bat.

    UPDATE! Part two is now ‘pon us! Click HITHER to enjoy!

    - Lord Likely.

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    Comments

    8 incredible interjections thus far.

    Static

    Magnificent. Now what happens in part two?

    Static, September 25th, 2010 at 2:07 am

    Lord Likely

    You shall find out…TOMORROW, good sir! ~Huzzah!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, September 26th, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Andrew Goulding

    “Bollocks!” Well, said, Likely, though I had suspected that you would tell Spunkleford to “Fog off!”

    Andrew Goulding, September 27th, 2010 at 12:21 am

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two

    [...] To hear the previous part, do please click HITHER! [...]

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two, September 27th, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Lord Likely

    Lord Andrew: Spunkleford’s a useless fogger, alright!

    He’s a fogging idiot!

    Also: a massive wanker.

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, September 27th, 2010 at 11:51 am

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: The Finale

    [...] to the previous episodes, hither: Part One | Part [...]

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: The Finale, September 30th, 2010 at 9:53 am

    All Rise For The Likely Anthem

    [...] Part One: Wherein Mr. Javier Spoons is MUGGED by FOG. [...]

    All Rise For The Likely Anthem, October 8th, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Lord Likely’s Top Fives

    [...] 5. Lord Likely and the Lost Cat. 4. Lord Likely and the Bloody Nuisances. 3. Lord Likely’s General Twattery. 2. Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama. 1. The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park. [...]

    Lord Likely’s Top Fives, February 27th, 2012 at 11:08 pm

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