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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    27 September 2010

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two

    To hear the previous part, do please click HITHER!

    AND SO, with London’s fog having seemingly turned against the city’s inhabitants, it is left to me – Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action -  to once again step in and save the day!

    To THRILL to this latest instalment of my Astonishing Audio Adventure, do please utilise the device below:

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    UPDATE! The conclusion to this action-packed adventure is now available to hear HITHER! Huzzah!

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park written by Mr. A. D. Fanton esquire, with humorous additions by the cast.

    Vocal stylings provided by Mr. Fanton, Mr Andrew Weston, Mr. Thomas Butler and Mr Andi Woodford.

    Music and Sound Effects provided by Mr. Andi Woodford.

    Produced by Lord Likely, and a fair few lashings from some reeds.

    - Lord Likely.

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    Comments

    7 incredible interjections thus far.

    Mark

    This tale and its superb production values have transported me back to Victorian London. I’ve had to walk seventy miles down the A3 and hang around for over one hundred and twenty years to leave this comment.

    Mark, September 27th, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Lord Likely

    Mark: Well, I thank you for your dedication in travelling so far to do so! ‘Tis chaps like you who have made this Empire GREAT!…If slightly exhausted.

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, September 27th, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Andrew Goulding

    So, “M.O.” isn’t “maladjusted oblong”?

    Andrew Goulding, September 27th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part One

    [...] Part two is now ‘pon us! Click HITHER to [...]

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part One, September 29th, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Lord Likely

    Indeed not, sir – see how educational and informative my adventures can be!

    - Lord Likely

    Lord Likely, September 29th, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Static

    I don’t know what I like better…the background music or the storyline.

    Static, September 30th, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    All Rise For The Likely Anthem

    [...] Part Two: Wherein Lord Likely has an excellent plan. [...]

    All Rise For The Likely Anthem, October 8th, 2010 at 1:29 pm

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