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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    30 September 2010

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: The Finale

    Listen to the previous episodes, hither: Part One | Part Two

    PREPARE yourselves, dear readers and listeners, for to-day sees the THRILLING conclusion to my ASTONISHING audio adventure! Ne’er before has a release been so eagerly anticipated, aside from when in the final throes of sexual congress, of course.

    Anyway – let us dilly-dally no more! To listen to the fantastic finale of this fog-based fable, simply utilise the listening device presented to you now:

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    OR! Alternatively, the production is available to download for approximately no shillings at the Apple iTunes shop, hither:

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    HUZZAH! I do so hope you have enjoyed this amazing aural adventure, chums – be sure to let me know, and perhaps there shall be more in the near future…

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park written by Mr. A. D. Fanton esquire, with humorous additions by the cast.

    Vocal stylings provided by Mr. Fanton, Mr Andrew Weston, Mr. Thomas Butler and Mr Andi Woodford.

    Music and Sound Effects provided by Mr. Andi Woodford.

    Produced by Lord Likely, and a fair few lashings from some reeds.

    - Lord Likely.

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    3 incredible interjections thus far.

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two

    [...] The conclusion to this action-packed adventure is now available to hear HITHER! [...]

    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two, September 30th, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Static

    Never before has sexual congress been so gridlocked, until today.

    Static, September 30th, 2010 at 5:04 pm

    All Rise For The Likely Anthem

    [...] Part Three: Wherein the mystery is solved! [...]

    All Rise For The Likely Anthem, October 8th, 2010 at 1:42 pm

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