Comments on: Fingering the Felon

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:18:43 +0000

Mr. Wood, I am sure Major Thrashing speaks for us all!

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:12:40 +0000

I found the eloquence of Major Thrashing to be a fine endorsement of our fellow in the armed forces. More power to his eloquence.

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:29:57 +0000

Lady Catherine, hmmmm....you have a couple of rather interesting points there. Maybe you should put on a brassiere, my dear? Or not, I am fine either way! At any rate, some fine deduction and I believe you are quite correct....magpies ARE bastards. Lord Andrew, if it's more of 'that sort of thing' you are after, sir, I shall have a whip-round and see what I can find! Memma, Good heavens! First I am a prick, then a bastard...are you flirting with me, m'dear? As for your guess...well, time shall tell! Lady Terri, I think the only thing she would have confessed to is how much she enjoys the thrashings, my dear! Wonderful to see you returned, by the way! Huzzah! Lady Softbreath...well, who can say? Well, I can obviously, but my lips are sealed! Ha-ha! Mr. Ballmer, did you? Maybe you should have been reading, instead? Keep up the super-sleuthing, everyone! Toodle-pip! - Lord Likely.

By: steveballmer

steveballmer — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:50:04 +0000

I saw it coming!

By: Lady Softbreath

Lady Softbreath — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:36:28 +0000

The butler did it.

The butler always does it.

Or does he?

By: LadyTerri

LadyTerri — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 20:48:38 +0000

Good gracious Lord Likely! A couple of more good hard smacks and Lady Marmalade would have confessed, I am sure of it! lmao!!

By: Memma

Memma — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 14:54:17 +0000

Dear Lord Likely,

You, sir, are a complete prick. I have read the thrilling account of your investigative escapades, and I have absolutely no rudding clue who dunnit. And now I feel stupid. I hope you’re happy, you utter, utter bastard.

PS. Hints? What hints? There was a complete dearth of hints. I have rarely been exposed to a less hinty tale.

PPS. I vote for Peeves, because only the guests are mentioned as being searched. Also he seems to disapprove of your lordship’s proclivities, which is an undeniable sign of a twisted character.

By: Lord Andrew of Goulding

Lord Andrew of Goulding — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:57:55 +0000

Major Thrashing is my choice.

N.B.: You’ve whetted my appetite for that sort of thing with your inspirational techniques that you used on Lady Marmalade.

By: Lady Catherine

Lady Catherine — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 05:55:13 +0000

I fear my observational skills throughout the course of this mysterious mystery must have been woefully lacking, or perhaps I was just distracted by your lordly countenance, especially in that uniform. Still, something tells me that if anyone had a motive, ’tis that miserable Peeves fellow, sick of his job and his master & mistress, longing for a way out of butlerdom and with nothing left to lose. He could’ve made his fortune from selling on that valuable pearl necklace, and never had to fetch another glass of whisky or show another filthy servant to the kennels.

Failing that, it was definitely a crafty magpie, because magpies are all ruddy bastards.