Comments on: The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle Returns!

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 01:05:11 +0000

hundreds of pearl necklaces? I’d be happy with one or two to start with

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 17:43:54 +0000

Good day, all!

Pyerse Dandridge, welcome along, and thank you for your kind words. May I just say that you have the most fantastic name in the history of names?

Trauma Queen, Lord Worchestershire is often on the sauce, as far as I can recollect, so I imagine he shall be too drunk to be any real threat!

Mr. Wood, indeed…I should probably rest up for a moment, and recuperate…

There! I’m rested! Let the rutting recommence!

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:03:26 +0000

All that hard work, your Lordship! Best put your feet up on Botter for a while, else you’ll be shagged out before the end of the story.

By: Trauma Queen

Trauma Queen — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:07:02 +0000

Rumour has it that a certain Lord Worchestershire is known to use oysters and pearls to prepare his secret sauce. Some say he likes to throw in a pearl necklace or two to give it added flavour.

Better watchout for this saucy ol’ chap! He goes about town claiming his sauce is better than yours.

By: Pyerse Dandridge

Pyerse Dandridge — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:20:22 +0000

This site is hilarious! I’ll be subscribing.

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 16:37:55 +0000

Good day, my fabulous followers! Lady Softbreath, I do like to try and do my bit for the community, my dear! Spread the love, that's what I say! Mr. L, keep your eyes open, good sir - you never know which piece of information may lead you to the culprit! Nessa, I can be incredibly distracting at the best of times, my dear! Try and focus, if you possibly can! Lady Catherine, I don't know what the old bastard was rambling on about. My mind had wandered elsewhere...if you see it, would you care to send it back my way, my dear? Baron von Baron, you make some very good points, sir. Maybe I should keep Botter on a leash, just to be sure? Toodle-pip, chums! - Lord Likely.

By: Baron von Baron

Baron von Baron — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:55:39 +0000

Milord, letting Botter loose from the kennel? Are you sure this is wise? What if he soils the carpet? Or worse, his humourous countenance may cause those who you are interrogating to laugh, therefore preventing you from spotting any of the true culprit’s nervous tremblings or quivers! He could even steal the necklace for himself after you have found it, by shoving it up a variety of equally disgusting places (like his bugger-hole)!

By: Lady Catherine

Lady Catherine — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:31:44 +0000

“Blast it all”? I fear you may have already done just that, my lord! Dear old Duke, always several steps behind.

Speaking of the rambling fool, I thought he might have been trying to make a point, but damned if I could work out exactly what. Something about pearl necklaces.

By: Nessa

Nessa — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:31:43 +0000

Your Lordship -

Were there clues? I missed them. I was overcome with jealousy regarding my lack of a pearl necklace.

Nessa

By: Alex L.

Alex L. — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:36:56 +0000

It sounds like a rogering good investigation… I’m trying to put the clues together myself.