Comments on: The Most Loathsome Man on Earth

By: alan

alan — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 10:00:00 +0000

This is really an interesting story put forward. Much appeciated for this brave ffort.

By: Relax Max

Relax Max — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 03:48:00 +0000

I am almost caught up. Curse my slow reading skills.

Actually, this Lothesome is not that bad a sort, do you think, milord? Not really.

And what the fuck you you care for botter? - After all, he has left you to your own devices for quite some time now. Expecting full pay as well, not doubt.

I say let the clapper clap at six, then look at the unfortunate again. I'll wager he'll have forgotten his wages as he is being given the clap.

Or not. I read so slowly you have probably already decided. I'll go start to read it now. Please... no more posts until after the New Year?

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:49:00 +0000

Good day, all!

Nurse Myra, he may not have set many prep boys on fire, but I think he may have smoked a great many of them!

Fotheringay-Fanshawe, aye, Loathsome is rather adept at dispensing with the lower classes, I'll give him that. He is still a massive twat of the highest order, however!

Mr. Bananas, do not spare too much pity for my wretched man-servant, sir. He will only squander it all, being the ungrateful oik he is!

Memma, do not fear, dearest, I have absolutely no intention of risking my noble form to save Botter. I am far too important to perish in such an unspectacular fashion!

Alex L, you are absolutely right, sir. My eyeballs are sullied for all eternity now, and may never be cleansed of the horrors to which I have born witness!

Dear Greeneyezz, I do partake in some Hallowe'en celebrations, m'dear! I painted up my glorious gonads to resemble two mighty pumpkins, although I firmly drew the line at putting candles in them. I am no fool.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

By: Greeneyezz

Greeneyezz — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 03:01:00 +0000

M’Lord, I bid you a Wonderous Halloween. (You *do* celebrate that across the pond, don’t you?)

I hope you are well.

~ZZ

By: Alex L

Alex L — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:48:00 +0000

That fiend, I mean to kill him is one thing, but to make you look at Botter naked is just wrong. Loathsome must pay!

By: Memma

Memma — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 22:54:00 +0000

Milord, you have no option but to abandon Botter without a second thought. Think of all those who depend on you to give meaning and purpose to their dreary lives, as well as a good shafting every now and then. I’m sure Botter would be more than happy to die in service. On NO ACCOUNT allow yourself to be distracted by his plight.

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:19:00 +0000

I believe I actually feel pity for your manservant m’lud. I refer to Botter rather than the noble knobstick that will shortly be buggering Loathsome.

By: Fotheringay-Fanshawe

Fotheringay-Fanshawe — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:44:00 +0000

I’m growing to like the sound of this loathsome chap more and more. Not for his heinous dealings with your good self, but for his ingenious methods of doing away with the poor.

Tying the repulsive beast to the dinger of a bulbous bell is sheer genius. Beats the vintage shotgun and short shrift method. Don’t be too harsh on the old chap, there’s a sporting fellow.

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 07:32:00 +0000

when I read the line “before he lit his fag” I thought he’d set some poor little prep boy on fire. but perhaps that type of dastardly deed would have been going too far, even for Loathsome?