Comments on: Wherein His Lordship Eats, Drinks and is Very Merry Indeed

By: Julio

Julio — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:57:20 +0000

You, good sir, have hand-crafted quite a lovely tale. I tried my damnedest to withhold the wretched verbal belch known as “laughter” until I came upon the phrase “plumber of the dirty sink.” Obviously, I became unable to maintain my professional composure and there, in front of the ENTIRE COURTROOM, I guffawed louder than a little school-girl being gang-raped by a group of escaped felons! I hope my client wasn’t offended; however, what more could a man on trial for gang-raping a school girl expect from a court-appointed attorney?

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 19:33:13 +0000

Good day, all! Lord Andrew, what excellent verse, sir. I would have entitled it 'Ode to the odious', however! Lord Lovelace, you shall certainly see something poking out of the bushes, but it shan't be my hat... Tiggy, dear Dorothy will pour anything down her throat, frankly. She is not fussy! Mr. Wood, I am hoping that medical science will advance to such a state that it will be entirely possible for me to get a clockwork liver installed before my actual liver packs up completely. Which should be any day now, I fear! Nessa, indeed, he is a frightful fellow. No-one shall pine for Pine. Musing, that is the ONLY reason to be fascinated with Japan, in my opinion! Canucklehead, I had me at sweaty funbags too, sir! Mr. L, I can vouch that dear Dorothy has already been fingered on many an occasion... Toodle-pip! - Lord Likely

By: Is There A Doctor in the House?

Is There A Doctor in the House? — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:38:24 +0000

[...] party-goers swarmed around the choking form of the Duchess of Fircombe, rather like particularly well-dressed vultures circling a carcass. [...]

By: Alex L.

Alex L. — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:22:00 +0000

I’m not quite ready to point the finger as yet. But when I do, I to may have trouble not pointing at the lovely Dororthy…

By: Canucklehead

Canucklehead — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:26:24 +0000

you had me at sweaty funbags …

By: Musing

Musing — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:19:11 +0000

A delightful story, though I do wish you could relate more of the blatherings of Duke Fircombe, seeing how I’m a confirmed lover of almost all things Japanese (excluding their obsession with school girls’ dirty underwear).

By: Nessa

Nessa — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:44:21 +0000

Your Lordship:

It seems unanimous: Winsome Pine should be the victim.

The Most Noble Nessa

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:56:58 +0000

I feel it high time your Lordship imbibed fully upon these pages. Congratulations to your noble liver damage!

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 17:56:03 +0000

I heartily applaud your Lordship’s alcohol intake. I have been worried of late that the onerous shagging burden has prevented your noble self from imbibing as freely as one might wish.

Here’s to your Lordship’s liver (hic!).

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:04:41 +0000

I’m a little concerned that one of your female companions was drinking gin. Isn’t that the beverage of choice of… the lower classes?