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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    23 May 2007

    A Message From the Editor

    Hello, history lovers!

    I am Professor Julian Syngen-Smythe, editor of these here astonishing journals that you have been enjoying. No, there’s no need to thank me!

    I have crawled out of my dusty corner of the internet, at http://lordlikelystrippednude.blogspot.com, for a rare public appearance to tell you some things, and some other things. Listen carefully now!

    Firstly, those of you expecting another thrilling chapter from the pen of Lord Likely, do not despair! Being the generous type, and eager to share the historical riches that are Lord Likely’s journals, I have kindly decided to donate today’s entry to the official blog of fuelmyblog, a fine blogging network dedicated to bringing the best blogs to the world’s attention. So, if you wish to read Likely’s latest jottings, head over there and behold Lord Likely’s Guide to Servants! It’s another outstanding piece of writing, I assure you.

    Secondly, the Syngen-Smythes are on the move, relocating to a new house in the small village of Spaffton-Upon-Grime, a lovely rural location which should prove ideal for my historical writings. So, from now until early June, I may not be able to update Likely’s journals as often as I would like. I apologise for this in advance, and hope you will not all rise up and threaten to kill me. Normal, uninterrupted service should resume in a couple of weeks, but in the meantime I shall do my very best to sate your collective lusts for all things Likely!

    A big thank you to everyone who has dropped by in these first three months, I truly appreciate your support and your kind words. I am pleased that you are finding as much joy in these fascinating old journals as I have. The overwhelmingly positive response has left me with a lump in my throat, and my trousers.

    Anyway, that is enough waffling from this old fool. I shall bid you farewell for now, and leave you with this tantalising taste of the treat to come when we return to regular service. How does this sound?…


    Good bye!

    - Professor Julian Syngen-Smythe, editor of The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, Lord Likely: Stripped Nude, and The Wild World of Lightnin’ Lance Liklely.

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    Comments

    12 incredible interjections thus far.

    J.Ripper

    Hullo

    Just a quick message:

    The blog is excellent.
    You MUST begin Lord Likely ‘asap’ (or else there will be social uprise and unrest).

    oslo:
    If you are off (moving house or ‘other’), good luck!

    J.Ripper, May 24th, 2007 at 12:33 am

    the domestic minx

    Oh, this is dreadful!!

    I have become accustomed to your daily offerings and just don’t think I will be able to perform half as well in the mornings without your regular “input”.
    I confess to not liking the idea of your potential absences at all and will raise all sorts of hell if you are not timely in your return!!

    Hurry up and get moved man!

    I am waiting with both bated breath and pouting bosom…

    the domestic minx, May 24th, 2007 at 3:42 am

    Edwin McBedwin

    Good luck with the move, hope it’s not long before another ripping instalment of Lord Likely hits our screens.

    Edwin McBedwin, May 24th, 2007 at 4:44 am

    LadyPyrate

    Oh Lord Likely do return post haste! I have so enjoyed your story’s and can’t wait for the next entry :)

    LadyPyrate, May 24th, 2007 at 9:58 am

    LOBO

    Enough with this balderdash! Sir, I declare you an imposter. I demand to know the current state of Lord Likely’s moustache, lest ye face the fury of a fierce Queensberry pummeling!

    (And I’ll find someone capable of some Queensberry pummeling … oh yeah. Just try me!)

    LOBO, May 24th, 2007 at 7:05 pm

    Gorilla Bananas

    I’m not convinced of this “fuel my blog” concept. “Burn it to a crisp” might be the only outcome. I look forward to His Lordship’s bristly-moustached return.

    Gorilla Bananas, May 24th, 2007 at 11:38 pm

    Beenzzz

    This is not good. I, Beenzzz, am upset. Wrap up this moving thing and return, Lord!

    Beenzzz, May 25th, 2007 at 9:29 am

    Ed

    Make sure you help the removers in order to hurry them along and get back to blogging

    Ed, May 25th, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    Jamie

    Discovered you by fortuitous accident and now shall be forced to add you to the daily perigrinations thus wasting even more of my life than before.

    Jamie, May 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Dr Reginald Wabb-Nasperton

    Oh, well done, Julian! Spaffton-on-Grime will make it so much more convenient!
    Congratulations on your recent foray into Fuel My Blog, and I notice you have made the Blog of the Day spot todsy.
    Well done!

    Dr Reginald Wabb-Nasperton, May 25th, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    Julian Syngen-Smythe

    Hello, concerned readers!

    I thank you for all of your messages, and assure you I will do my best to hurry up the move so we can return to bringing you Lord Likely’s adventures, uninterrupted, uncut and undressed.

    Stick around, things are going to get EVEN better. Promise!

    - Julian Syngen-Smythe

    (Promise not legally binding)

    Julian Syngen-Smythe, May 25th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    Lord Likely

    Fear not, dear friends, I am momentarily returned!

    HUZZAH!

    - Lord Likely

    Lord Likely, May 27th, 2007 at 4:59 pm

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