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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    10 January 2010

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    9 incredible interjections thus far.

    lacorbeau

    Love it My love!

    lacorbeau, January 10th, 2010 at 3:50 am

    Lord Andrew of Goulding

    Thank you, Sir Ches.

    My search is for an English Aristocrat who seduced fathered my great, great, grandmother, the Lady Constance dePravitee while on a visit to the Antipodes and fathered a child by her – my great, great, great grandfather.

    We believe that this bounder’s name was Like-lay, Le Clay, Lick-lay or something similar.

    Can you help?

    Lord Andrew of Goulding, January 10th, 2010 at 4:13 am

    Will

    I spunked over a rock at the top of Ben Nevis on 1st Jan 1966, I have often wondered if it is still there, Thanking you , Will.

    Will, January 10th, 2010 at 10:25 am

    Will

    The rock I mean, Will.

    Will, January 10th, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Mrs Sarah Siddons

    Excellent as always sir! Bravo!

    Mrs Sarah Siddons, January 10th, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Chris Wood

    This splendid service rocks tits. A thousand congratulations. I wish to find a piss drinking marionette faced companion to add colour to my social evenings. This cunning form will save me from the expense and inconvenience of advertising locally.

    My humble thanks.

    Chris Wood, January 11th, 2010 at 10:05 pm

    Lord Likely

    Mr. Google is currently away on an errand on my behalf, I’m afraid. I have sent him to go and locate an amusing picture of a cat, captioned in a grammatically incorrect manner. ‘Tis a tall order, but I have faith that he shall deliver!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, January 20th, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    William

    Dear Mr. Likely,
    I do believe I spotted the good chap Sir Google mounting a node in northwest Carolina. Your errand has led him to a most brave expedition to the colonies.
    I must say that he cut a striking silhouette against the dim glow of my personal computation device.
    Bravo to him, you and this website.
    Your friend in all tyme,
    Mr. W. Kulich esq.

    William, January 24th, 2010 at 5:29 am

    William

    Terribly sorry, I seem to have become lost myself.
    His nodal adventures led him to Victoria, Australia. A most remarkable and wonderful continent I must say.

    William, January 24th, 2010 at 5:30 am

    Speak Forth to the Lord

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