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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    23 February 2009

    Ah, There You Are…

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    …and where in the name of Greek dickery do you think YOU have been, hmmm?

    -Lord Likely.

    A Note From Mr. A.D Fanton, His Lordship’s Official Scribe:

    Hello, everyone! Welcome to the all-new lordlikely.com!

    I am sure his lordship will reveal more about his whereabouts over the past couple of weeks in his own precious time, but meanwhile feel free to browse around his lovely new home, and absorb all the wonders that reside here! Also, please update your links, bookmarks, favourites and tatoos upon your person to take into the account the new address!

    A big thank-you must go out to the wondrous web-wizards at MallmusMedia! and Prettier Pixels, for putting together this incredible new site! Visit them, and employ them immediately!

    Finally, enjoy your time here…and do not be afraid to say hello, and welcome the wayward lord to his new abode! And if you should spot any glaring errors unbecoming of a lord, or have any suggestions about future features, then leave a comment or email Likely at his swanky new address:

    hislordship@lordlikely.com

    Thank you all!

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    Comments

    24 incredible interjections thus far.

    DrowseyMonkey

    Oh my, yes this is a fine new place. Is it me or do you look younger too? Did you have some work done while you were dead?

    DrowseyMonkey, February 23rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Margaret (Nanny Goats)

    Welcome back to the living, Mi’Lord!

    Margaret (Nanny Goats), February 23rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Jaffer

    Wow ! What a beautiful new place you have now Mi’ Lord.

    Nice to see you again !

    Jaffer, February 23rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Alex McGibbon

    Nice work, if i do say so myself :p

    Alex McGibbon, February 23rd, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Adam Wintle

    I agree with Alex, nice work! ;)

    Adam Wintle, February 23rd, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Canucklehead

    Nice digs m’lord. Feel free to stop my place to evacuate your bowels, bury your dead whores … etc. It seems thats all it is fit for compared to this swankiness! CHEERS!

    Canucklehead, February 23rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    Ryan Garns

    Love the new look! Stellar job.

    Ryan Garns, February 23rd, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Linda

    Very nice new digs you have here MiLord! Quite nice indeed and you’re looking quite rested yourself – wherever you were, you must have been having a good time!

    Linda, February 23rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    Mike

    I think this is probably THE best topical blog template i’ve EVER seen.

    Awesome.

    Mike, February 23rd, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Adam Wintle

    I think this is probably THE best topical blog template i’ve EVER seen.

    Ah thanks Mike, I’m one of the designers of this here new blog template :) Really appreciate the great feedback!

    Adam Wintle, February 23rd, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Miladysa

    Ah Yes! I knew you would rise again!

    Congratulations on the spiffing new residence – yet another job well done! ;)

    I shall redirect my links immediately Sir!

    Miladysa, February 24th, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Scaryduck

    Huzzah! He rises from the grave, like an early morning Palmerston

    Scaryduck, February 24th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Mystic Mog

    Trying to dig myself out and blog again – this site is the Poodle’s Privates !! the content is “Flashmanesqe”- Roll on De’ath – demob is too far away
    cheers
    mog

    Mystic Mog, February 24th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Diane

    How thoroughly splendid, elegant and devilishly gorgeous!

    The web site’s very nice too….

    Diane, February 24th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    So HERE you are!….PHEW!!! I haven’t felt this relieved since that big boob of a blog-mistress of mine unhooked me & set me free! I LOVE your new place milord…when are ya gonna invite me over? ;)

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, February 24th, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    Jeffman

    Tis a stately residence you’ve acquired for yourself here, your lordship. The trilby is tipped in the direction of your interior decorating team, as well as your good self for rising from the dead so successfully.

    Jeffman, February 24th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Well, it is a pleasure to see so many of you here – I hope you found the place alright?

    I shall be addressing the monumental concern of my recent disappearance in due course, but first I must continue to unpack my worldly goods into my new residence (more about that soon, as well). My extensive pornography collection itself has caused me to throw my back out once or twice.

    Not that I was moving it myself, you understand! Botter was doing the lifting, but I rather over-exerted myself whilst giving the wretch a damned good whipping as he bought the crates in.

    Thank you all again for stopping by. It lifts my spirits, and my Palmerston considerably.

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 25th, 2009 at 1:48 am

    Alex L.

    I just saw your family crest Lord, does that indeed translate to ‘I came, I came, I came’, like I suspect it does. Spiffing new digs aswell Likely bloody good show.

    Alex L., February 26th, 2009 at 3:49 am

    Lord Andrew of Goulding

    Nice threads but a trifle austere, n’est-ce-pas?

    Lord Andrew of Goulding, February 26th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    diesel

    Brilliant new digs, m’lord!

    Happy Inappropriate Card Day!

    diesel, February 26th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    nursemyra

    Excellent new look My Lord. Almost as impressive as your lordly cock

    nursemyra, February 26th, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Memma

    I was so overwhelmed by the beauty of your new site that I fear i’ve irrepairably damaged my computer by trying to have sex with it.

    Memma, February 27th, 2009 at 1:15 am

    trauma queen

    VENI VENI VENI!
    I could not stop laughing reading that!!

    only I do not like the Lord in cartoon motion – it gives me the loose motions >:(
    More photographs pls!

    but pray – what became of the strawberry jam?

    trauma queen, February 28th, 2009 at 5:58 am

    trauma queen

    and i see I am still not on your blogroll – sniff…sigh…

    trauma queen, February 28th, 2009 at 5:58 am

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