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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    21 July 2007

    And Now…An Interval

    - Lord Likely, currently enjoying some excellent humour on the hilarious but mis-spelt humor-blogs.com

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    10 incredible interjections thus far.

    Gorilla Bananas

    A most worthy montage, although Queen Victoria did not seem to be amused.

    Gorilla Bananas, July 21st, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Translator

    Brilliant, my Lord! Sorry about the house, by the way.

    Excellent cinema!

    Translator, July 21st, 2007 at 8:34 pm

    nursemyra

    hmmm… seemed to have captured the essence of the lord we ‘ve come to know and love so well.

    but i’m a little worried about that guillotine….

    nursemyra, July 21st, 2007 at 11:50 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    I am glad you all enjoyed my filmic debut.

    Personally, I cannot see these ‘moving pictures’ ever really taking off.

    - Lord Likely

    Lord Likely, July 22nd, 2007 at 6:19 am

    Lloyd

    Yes, this does look grand.

    I was going to make a cretinous remark on motion picture not being invented yet…
    However, i didn’t

    !

    Lloyd, July 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 am

    the domestic minx

    Absolutely brilliant Likely!!

    I was most amused – unlike the Good Queen.

    I thought I caught a vision of my own good self somewhere in the melange, but then I was getting a little heady with all the Carmina Burana…!!!

    the domestic minx, July 22nd, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    Beenzzz

    Most excellent, Lord. Most excellent!

    Beenzzz, July 22nd, 2007 at 6:03 pm

    Lord Likely

    Many thanks to you all.

    I’d just like to inform you all that this motion picture has been rated ‘R’.

    ‘R’ for ‘Ravishing.’

    - Lord Likely

    Lord Likely, July 23rd, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    LadyTerri

    Oh no Lord Likely your house is destroyed! And after all the effort you put into your Porn Library! drat it all…:)

    LadyTerri, July 24th, 2007 at 7:56 am

    Lord Likely

    It is alright, my dear Terri, my house is quite unscathed. We carried out an explosion on another stately home just down the road for the purposes of the motion picture.

    Mind you, the owner of the house was not so pleased – and after I gave his abode celluloid immortality! How ungrateful.

    - Lord Likely

    Lord Likely, July 25th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

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