21 July 2007
And Now…An Interval
- Lord Likely, currently enjoying some excellent humour on the hilarious but mis-spelt humor-blogs.com
The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
21 July 2007
- Lord Likely, currently enjoying some excellent humour on the hilarious but mis-spelt humor-blogs.com
10 incredible interjections thus far.
A most worthy montage, although Queen Victoria did not seem to be amused.
Brilliant, my Lord! Sorry about the house, by the way.
Excellent cinema!
hmmm… seemed to have captured the essence of the lord we ‘ve come to know and love so well.
but i’m a little worried about that guillotine….
Good day, all!
I am glad you all enjoyed my filmic debut.
Personally, I cannot see these ‘moving pictures’ ever really taking off.
- Lord Likely
Yes, this does look grand.
I was going to make a cretinous remark on motion picture not being invented yet…
However, i didn’t!
Absolutely brilliant Likely!!
I was most amused – unlike the Good Queen.
I thought I caught a vision of my own good self somewhere in the melange, but then I was getting a little heady with all the Carmina Burana…!!!
Most excellent, Lord. Most excellent!
Many thanks to you all.
I’d just like to inform you all that this motion picture has been rated ‘R’.
‘R’ for ‘Ravishing.’
- Lord Likely
Oh no Lord Likely your house is destroyed! And after all the effort you put into your Porn Library! drat it all…:)
It is alright, my dear Terri, my house is quite unscathed. We carried out an explosion on another stately home just down the road for the purposes of the motion picture.
Mind you, the owner of the house was not so pleased – and after I gave his abode celluloid immortality! How ungrateful.
- Lord Likely
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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