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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    01 June 2008

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    June 1st, 1857.


    If all goes according to plan, and he does not wind up stranded on a desert island, or finds himself embroiled in a military coup, his lordship shall be gracing these pages again this week. Huzzah!

    You may all synchronize your pocket-watches now.

    While you wait, do feel free to browse the marvellous selection of guest-posts that were penned in his lordship’s absence, and for which we have been truly grateful. Top show, gentlemen!

    - Mr. A.D. Fanton, editor, The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely.

    *****

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    The Carrotty Kid Animated Adventure; as written and created by Mr. A.D Fanton
    The Carrotty Kid- something is growing…
    gaup: celebrity gossip with a twist.

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    Comments

    20 incredible interjections thus far.

    Gorilla Bananas

    The women of England must be pining for his lordship’s return like mares in heat!

    Gorilla Bananas, June 1st, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    Daniel

    How very auspicious and tantalizing that his Lordship mailed his postcard from a WC somewhere in London! I’m practically tingling with anticipation to be regaled with details upon his return.

    One never is so fortunate to find a postbox in a restroom here in the States; the most notable event one can hope for here is an errant Republican Senator with a wide stance.

    Daniel, June 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Random Chick

    Is Lord Palmerston on holiday too? I surely hope not! Dreaming of your maleness until you return!

    Random Chick, June 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Mr. Bananas, I just hope that all the women have not dried up in my absence. That would be awful.

    Daniel, you’d be surprised at what one can send and receive in a public convenience. Of course, by ‘surprised’ I mean ‘utterly horrified and sickened’.

    Random Chick, sweet dreams, m’dear! Which of course they will be, if I am to feature in them.

    Toodle-pip, all!

    - Lord Likely

    Lord Likely, June 3rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    Hmmmm, seems Random Chick and I share the same dreams…she’s so naughty.

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, June 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    ettarose

    You will pleased to note , your esteemed abode was well looked after in your absence. Although the women are lusting for your return mightily.

    ettarose, June 4th, 2008 at 9:02 am

    Candy Girl

    Hello. I was told that if I had a complaint about the type of pictures being displayed on the BritshSpeak Pub blog, that I should make a post on your blog, and someone here would take care of the complaint for me.

    I have two complaints that I wish you would address. First, of course are the vile pictures being put on display which demean and objectify women. Second, I would like to complain about the foul language and insulting manner of the blog’s terrible owner, that stupid little dog.

    Thank you for your help.

    Candy Girl, June 5th, 2008 at 9:04 am

    eric

    Hey guys you got to check out the style at http://www.luckyplayerwear.com

    eric, June 5th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Pseudonymph

    It’s been a while, your lordship. Are you sure it’s a holiday in Australia, or transportation for the term of your natural life?

    Pseudonymph, June 6th, 2008 at 12:47 am

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Olga, I think you will find ALL ladies share the same dreams when it comes to my lordly frame. And a fair few gentle-man, as well.

    ettarose, I should hope everything is still in order, else there shall be a thousand lashings! Form an orderly queue, now.

    Candy Girl, as you can tell, I am strongly opposed to anything which demeans and objectifies women. It should never be forgotten that women are people too, with real feelings and pert breasts. Should you wish to discuss this further, maybe we could converse over luncheon, or in the bedroom. Clothing optional.

    eric, CONGRATULATIONS! You are officially my first spammer! Well done. Well done indeed. I shall not visit your site, mind.

    pseudonymph, do not fear, my dear. I shall be returned any moment now! Save yourself for me, won’t you?

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely/

    Lord Likely, June 8th, 2008 at 3:40 am

    Sandee (Comedy +)

    Bwahahahahaha. The Italian seamstress part made me laugh out loud. I would love to hear how that turns out.

    Thanks for letting me advertise on your blog today. :)

    Sandee (Comedy +), June 9th, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Rickey Henderson

    Rickey, for one, finds himself sorely in need of the kind of clothing that can only be found at “lucky player wear”.

    Rickey Henderson, June 10th, 2008 at 4:28 am

    Rickey Henderson

    Rickey, for one, finds himself sorely in need of the kind of clothing that can only be found at “lucky player wear”.

    Rickey Henderson, June 10th, 2008 at 4:29 am

    Rickey Henderson

    Rickey, for one, finds himself sorely in need of the kind of clothing that can only be found at “lucky player wear”.

    Rickey Henderson, June 10th, 2008 at 4:30 am

    Greeneyezz

    M’Lord, I’ve been missin’ you terribly!

    ~ZZ

    Greeneyezz, June 11th, 2008 at 3:18 am

    The Offended Blogger

    Do hurry back, as I believe Ricky Henderson has a crush on you, Lord Likely! :)

    The Offended Blogger, June 11th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    Do you need support milord? Things are getting a bit saggy ’round here without you…

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, June 13th, 2008 at 8:41 am

    Memma

    Oh dear, Lord Likely. I begin to fear that your continued absence signifies some sinister event has befallen you. Did your assignation with the Italian seamstress go awry? She did not- oh horror- use her scissors on you? And by you, I mean… anyway.
    I humbly request the return of your delightfully penetrating entries, as it were. I feel I need to be reassured that your potency is undimished and, er, intact.

    Memma, June 15th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Greeneyezz

    Aye Aye M’Lord, Memma has spoken quite well. Methinks all these lovely ladies would like reassurance that, how did Memma say it??…to be “reassured that your potency is undimished and, er, intact.”

    *batts eyes coyly*

    ~LadyZZ

    Greeneyezz, June 15th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Lord

    Ne’er fear, my wonderful, ravishing reader-ship! My glorious form is returned safe and sound, and I am now ready to once again thrust myself upon you all!

    Hoorah, and indeed, huzzah!

    Many thanks for your comments, however. It touched me in a very special place indeed.

    I am, of course, referring to my penis again.

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord, June 17th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

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