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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    13 November 2008

    Incredible Illustrated Indiscretions: A Warning

    November 14th, 1857.

    Good day, all!

    Apologies for the tardiness in updating my fantastic journals this week, but after I completed my two-hundredth entry last week, I celebrated long and hard, and hard and long. Indeed, the hangover only vanished two hours ago, when I found myself naked in a field, getting my face licked by a dirty, old cow.

    But that is quite enough about Baroness Mirkin.

    Thus, as I am still in a rather hazy state and barely able to string two syllables together, I have decided to publish another of my Incredible Illustrated Indiscretionsthis week in place of an Astonishing Adventure. While the following strip cartoon may be light on words, I do believe you shall find it no lighter in sheer excellence, for everything I touch turns to gold!

    Which should make my penis very valuable indeed.

    Now: on with the merriment!

    likelystrip03

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Something wondrous, I do not doubt.

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    Comments

    11 incredible interjections thus far.

    Alex L

    I dare say the woman is probably a tad jealous, maybe she should think why the good lord has been ignoring her!

    Alex L, November 13th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    Gorilla Bananas

    She called you a bounder m’lud! I think you should bound up her skirt tout de suite!

    Gorilla Bananas, November 13th, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    Tiggy

    The young lady’s guardian obviously speaks from experince eh, my Lord?

    Tiggy, November 14th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    AngieSS

    LMAO

    I knew I should have seen that coming, but I didn’t!

    hehehe “coming”

    I know. I can be so childish. :)

    AngieSS, November 14th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Alex L, if I had a penny for every jealous woman I met, I’d be a wealthy man. Well, wealthier, at any rate.

    Mr. Bananas, I do not need to be told twice! Consider her bounded!

    Tiggy, I cannot quite recall…there have been so many women now. I rather fear I have lost count!

    angiess, many thanks for your inspired ejaculation, m’dear!

    Ha-ha! I said ‘ejaculation’!

    Also, I fear I may have actually ejaculated as well.

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, November 14th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    nursemyra

    hilarious – and I didn’t see it (or you) coming

    nursemyra, November 14th, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    Chris Wood

    Well done on maintaining a perfectly poised topper while attending to such matters.

    Chris Wood, November 15th, 2008 at 10:17 am

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    You’ve obviously renderred poor, er, I mean extremely fortunate Lucy speechless!

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, November 15th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    Jeffman

    Likely, you sly old dog. Pray tell, are you resting on some form of skateboard, such as, say, a mechanic might when servicing the underside of a motorised vehicle?

    Jeffman, November 16th, 2008 at 7:12 am

    Lord Andrew of Goulding

    Finally, the true meaning behind the kama sutra’s “positition of the Unlikely Likely.” Now I understand.

    Andrew Goulding

    Lord Andrew of Goulding, November 16th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, friends!

    Nurse Myra, I am glad to hear I can still surprise you, m’dear!

    Mr. Wood, getting down and dirty is no excuse for a slovenly appearance, my good man.

    Olga, I dare say Lucy could not find words adequate enough to express the joyous sensations she was experiencing.

    Jeffman, motorised vehicles? What a fanciful notion! Next you shall be telling me that people will be able to communicate with each other via a complex system of wires! Poppycock!

    Lord Andrew, that is just one of the many positions in the Kama Sutra named after my wonderful self! Others include ‘The Throbbing Lord’, ‘The Randy Aristocrat’ and of course, ‘The Palmerston Dive’.

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, November 17th, 2008 at 4:03 am

    Speak Forth to the Lord

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