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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    27 August 2008

    Incredible Illustrated Interjections: Balls

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    August the Twenty-Eight, 1857.

    Good day, readers!

    It is time once again for me to appease those readers who do not care much for actual reading, by providing you all with another of my Incredible Illustrated Interjections!

    Today’s picture-story is based on another incredible, real-life incident that befell your noble host, rendered in easy-to-follow picture-boxes for the poorly educated and the weak of brain.

    I trust you will enjoy it!

    BEHOLD:

    Cocking marvellous, yes?

    If you missed my previous picture-post, please do the decent thing and click here, for Heaven’s sake!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

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    Comments

    14 incredible interjections thus far.

    Linda

    Well, I must say, MiLord, that’s certainly drop to your knees funny! Bravo to the artiste!

    Linda, August 27th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Alex L

    God bless lady Twattersby…

    Alex L, August 27th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    Gorilla Bananas

    I hope he thanked you for permitting his wife to oblige you, m’lud. It is surely an honour for any man to be cuckolded by the great Lord Likely.

    Gorilla Bananas, August 27th, 2008 at 11:42 pm

    Pseudonymph

    Eagerly awaiting your brand-new, full-length.

    Adventure serial.

    Pseudonymph, August 28th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    nursemyra

    cocking marvellous indeed

    nursemyra, August 28th, 2008 at 1:11 am

    Mark

    Yes, I’d heard that Lady Twattersby ate while shining shoes. Dreadful habit.

    Mark, August 28th, 2008 at 3:12 am

    Tiggy

    Oh, the wonders of modern drawing-inks! T’was like being there oneself!

    Move over, Lady Twattersby! oh, how fanciful of me!

    Tiggy, August 28th, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Chris Wood

    Hearty congratulations as ever to his Lordship on another load handsomely delivered.

    I fear I must raise a question of etiquette, however. It is doubtless my error, but I was under the impression that a gentleman removed his hat when being blown by the gentry?

    Apologies to his Lordship for the temerity of my misunderstanding.

    Chris Wood, August 28th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    ettarose

    I think my Lord, your hat would be the last thing to worry about. Lovely story.

    ettarose, August 28th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Many thanks for your kind words about my latest epic illustrated adventure. I dare say that over time there shall be more such serials to come, as t’were.

    Oh, and Mr. Wood, I did use to remove my hat whilst having my Palmerston attended to by female mouths, but one hag refused to swallow my lordly load, and deposited my seminal fluids right into my discarded hat, leaving me with a semen-encrusted topper. Sporting such spaff-filled head-wear is frowned upon in polite society, so I choose to keep my hat on these days.

    I hope that helps.

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, August 29th, 2008 at 6:21 am

    ~Static~

    Nice polish job (no pun intended)!

    May I ask, do you illustrate the characters in your comic strip?

    ~Static~, August 29th, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    Can’t you make the boxes bigger or something?…I still think we need to see the full length of Lord Likely!

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, August 31st, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Static, my good sir, I am afraid I cannot take the credit for these particular illustrations.

    Actually, I probably could take all the credit. Ah, sod it – yes, it was I! Ah-ha!

    Olga, my dear, if you were to see my full-length, then you would probably be moved to stab out your eyeballs, as they would never again see anything so wondrous. And I would not want you stabbing your own eyeballs out, m’dear!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, September 1st, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    What if I didn’t have any eyeballs?

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, September 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 am

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