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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    15 August 2008

    Incredible Illustrated Interjections: The First

    August 15th, 1857.

    The term ‘Renaissance Man’ is bandied about far too readily these days, usually in reference to my wondrous, multi-skilled self.

    I do not care too much for this label, as it seems to suggest that one is five hundred years out of date, Italian, and dead. I much prefer the terms ‘incredibly gifted’, ‘wildly talented’ and ‘fucking excellent’.

    Having already mastered prose, poetry and the moving picture, to-day I add another string to my already overloaded creative bow, by debuting a brand new feature to these jizz-inducing journals; namely The Incredible Illustrated Indiscretions of Lord Likely.

    These carefully constructed picture-strips are designed for those who wish to enjoy the astonishing adventures of my noble self, but for whom the reading swathes of (incredibly well-written) prose is far too much of a chore, as well as neatly catering for those who are criminally stupid, or stubbornly illiterate.

    So, without further ado, I present to you the first Incredible Illustrated Indiscretion of Lord Likely – red-hot intercourse for the eyeballs!

    - Lord Likely.

    humor-blogs.com never wears trousers, but luckily its genitals are far to small to cause offence.

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    Comments

    22 incredible interjections thus far.

    Bill Blunt

    His Lordship Comic-Stripped Bare at last! If we lived in a TRUE democracy, I am sure it would have happened years ago…

    Bill Blunt, August 15th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    LOBO

    LOL!

    (Am I still aloud to say that rather than be clever and witty?)

    :)

    LOBO, August 15th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Jeffman

    I salute you sir, and, indeed, the horse you rode in on. I do trust a syndication deal with Tatler, Horse and Hound, and The Chap, will be forthcoming.

    Jeffman, August 15th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    LOBO

    I can’t seem to vote on you at Humor-Blogs. It might be a glitch (I’ve voted before, and will AGAIN dammit!), but have you updated your RSS feed in your profile recently?

    LOBO, August 15th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    I beg your pardon my dear Lord Likely…but there seems to be a problem with your illustrations….I only see half of your glorious body!!!

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, August 15th, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    Canucklehead

    Excuse my use of modern language by why is this site not WAY more fucking popular? It rocks! Of course, as one of your most devoted followers I’m afraid I may be a tad biased but, well …. what? the? fuck?

    \end rant.

    Canucklehead, August 15th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    Anonymous

    Botter seems far too human compared to how you would normally describe him.

    Anonymous, August 15th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Linda

    No offense meant to you, mi’lord, but Botter seems to be much more handsome than I would have pictured him to be; for a long-suffering man servant, he looks pretty good!

    And as for you, my but your talents seem to know no end! Whatever shall you come up with next?

    Linda, August 15th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

    Gorilla Bananas

    I was just about to make the point that Linda did. Your cartoonist has generously touched up Botter’s repulsive features, which is far more than he deserves.

    Gorilla Bananas, August 15th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    Alex L

    Ye GODS that moustache is glorious!

    Alex L, August 16th, 2008 at 12:12 am

    nursemyra

    do you think you’ll ever wander the streets of sydney sans pants?

    nursemyra, August 16th, 2008 at 1:42 am

    ettarose

    I too have a problem seeing you in all your glory. Well perhaps in dreams dear lord. Huzzah on the new endeavor!

    ettarose, August 16th, 2008 at 3:12 am

    Deb on the Rocks

    You are, as they are want to say, “fucking awesome.”

    Deb on the Rocks, August 16th, 2008 at 5:46 am

    David

    Methinks that his Lordship is either overpaying Botter or allowing him to take on airs. That hat Botter is sporting…not the sort of thing the underclass can access.

    David, August 16th, 2008 at 10:36 am

    Greeneyezz

    HA!!

    That’s a funny one!

    But Pray tell, M’Lord, did any of those elderly ladies ‘recognize’ you???

    *raises arched eyebrow*

    ~CuriousZZ

    Greeneyezz, August 16th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    Wo Fo

    My Dear Lordship.

    Thank you for finally lowering your standards and allowing access to your insight and wisdom to those of us cursed with short attention spans and low IQ’s.

    It has long been a hope of mine that… um.

    I want an Ice cream.

    Wo Fo, August 17th, 2008 at 4:17 am

    Lord Likely

    Heavens! My inaugural illustrated indiscretion seems to have elicited quite a response! It must be because it is so bollocking fantastic.

    Mr. Blunt, my good sir, wonderful to hear from you again! And you are quite right, of course, this SHOULD have happened ages ago! Progress can be a stubbornly slow-moving mistress, sometimes.

    Lord Lobo, I am not sure what a LOL is, but it sounds delicious. As for the humor-blogs debacle, I have had this bought to my attention by other readers desperate to support my noble cause, but my technical aid seems unable to get the ruddy thing working. I think it is all part of Mr. Diesel’s nefarious scheme to stop me from usurping him in the humor blogs rankings!

    jeffman, I would hope to end up being syndicated in every magazine and journal in the world. Except for the Daily Mail, as they are a terrible bunch of tossers.

    My dear Olga, the artist tried to render both halves of my handsome form, but found he could not fit my proud Lord Palmerston into such small panels. A damn shame, I agree.

    Sir Canucklehead, my official statistician informs me that some quarter of a million people have dropped by my astonishing journals in the past few months, which is gladdening to hear. However, you are quite right in your assertion that there should be more, and I urge all loyal Likely-teers to spread the word, and thrust my goodness upon everyone you meet! Soon, the Likely Empire shall rule all!

    Anonymous, we decided that rendering Botter in his natural form would cause people to sick up their soup, or vomit all over their vol-au-vents, so we decided against it. We are only thinking of the good of mankind.

    linda, next on my agenda is the complete domination of the globe. It is slightly over-ambitious, I will admit, but I believe that with a bit of hard graft I should be able to do it.

    Thus ends part one of my rigidly-thrilling replies!

    To be continued…

    Lord Likely, August 17th, 2008 at 6:00 am

    Lord Likely

    …right now!

    Mr. Bananas, I believe it may be the first time Botter has ever been touched up in all of his miserable life. I think he enjoyed it.

    Alex L, I decided to style my moustache in a far more creative manner, in celebration of my new creative endeavour. Naturally, it looks cocking-well awesome.

    Nurse Myra, it is entirely possible, m’dear. Of course, if I do wind up in Sydney still bearing my pants, I give you full permission to tear them off. With your teeth.

    ettarose, I fear that if I did render my Lord Palmerston in all its massive glory, I would lose 98% of my readership through heart-attacks or through powerfully explosive orgasms. It is far too much of a risk!

    deb on the rocks, huzzah! Many thanks indeed. You too are fucking awesome, and furthermore you are also shitting fabulous.

    david, you cannot expect one as wondrous as I to be soon out and about with a fellow with a less-than-stupendous hat upon his head. Naturally, I have seen fit to furnish Botter with a suitably stylish item of head-wear, the payment for which I docked from his wages.

    Dearest greeneyezz, I believe a few may have recognised my good ‘self’. My titanic todger is not a sight one forgets in a hurry!

    wo fo, I am happy to humour those blighted with considerably lower intellects than my own. But ice cream? Never, good sir. NEVER!

    Phew! That was quite an undertaking. I feel I must go and lie-down for a couple of days now.

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, August 17th, 2008 at 6:14 am

    i.blossom

    Haiku 10

    fanning out its tail
    in the spring breeze,
    see—a peacock!

    Masaoki Shiki

    i.blossom, August 17th, 2008 at 8:38 am

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    I just wanted to add that your comments are ALMOST as entertaining as your posts! :) Almost. Not quite. But close.

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, August 17th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    kenju

    Olga is right!

    kenju, August 18th, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    i.blossom, that is a wondrous little haiku, there. You get several bonus points for including the word ‘cock’. Well done indeed!

    My dear Olga and kenju – many thanks! I do try to put some effort into my comments here, after all you are all worth it! I am glad to see my exertions have not gone unnoticed! Huzzah!

    Having said that, that comment was a bit lacking. I must try harder!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, August 19th, 2008 at 1:47 am

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