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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    31 May 2007

    Lord Likely Is Away

    June 1st, 1856


    Do not make a mess while I am gone, or I will cut you.

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Postscript: While I am gone, why not re-read my past adventures?

    The Mystery of the Mysterious Missive | The Riddle of the Runaway Romanov | The Mystery of the Missing Moustache
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    Lord Likely’s Guide to Courting

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    8 incredible interjections thus far.

    LadyPyrate

    I promise not to make a mess Lord Likely! But do hurry :)

    LadyPyrate, May 31st, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    the domestic minx

    I will make an unholy mess out of sheer spite.
    Do hurry back Lord Likely before I do damage to your prolific porn collection!!

    Ah, you’ll not rest now, will you…

    The Diabolical Minx.

    the domestic minx, June 1st, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    The Drive-by Blogger

    Does anyone know if Lord Likely left the keys to the liquor cabinet? Or where he keeps his humidor of laudanum soaked cigars?

    The Drive-by Blogger, June 1st, 2007 at 6:47 pm

    Scaryduck

    Quick everybody – to the porn library!

    Scaryduck, June 4th, 2007 at 1:36 am

    Stephanie

    Hate to tell you Scary – I cleared it out days ago. I am now in porn bliss in an establishment which I can not reveal incase of mass looting.

    Stephanie, June 4th, 2007 at 5:54 am

    Beenzzz

    And just where do you think you are going, Lord? I hope you come back soon. :)

    Beenzzz, June 5th, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    Theresa111

    I’ve only returned a few days ago from vacation to find everything in shambles. What have those readers been up to? Everything you labeled private they simply have strewn about. You’d better hurry back Lord Likely!

    On second thought, the damage is done. Might as well forget about it and enjoy your time away.

    Perhaps we can go to Richmond Park when you return. We can all have a lovely picnic on the lawn.

    Theresa111, June 9th, 2007 at 6:21 am

    tom

    OK Now you have been gone far too long, are you bedding some unfortunate guttersnipe and all the while just forgetting about the blog?? What has become of you?

    tom, June 12th, 2007 at 8:14 am

    Speak Forth to the Lord

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