The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely

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41 incredible interjections thus far.

NooOoooOoooOoooooOoooo!!!!

I don’t believe it.

Olga, the Traveling Bra, February 8th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

NOOOOOO!!!! Not Lord Likely!! Blimey!

Julia D, February 8th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

what? Noooo

IEAT_SNOWMANPOOP, February 8th, 2009 at 6:36 pm

oh hell no!!!!

purplefrog, February 8th, 2009 at 6:39 pm

I knew I should have sent Ninja Vicki or Samurai Cathy or Tag Larkin back in time to be your bodyguard.

Wait, technically I can still do that. Time travel would allow me to send them back to before your demise to prevent it. Unless sending them back is actually what causes your death.

Man was not meant to meddle with such cosmic forces!

renalfailure, February 8th, 2009 at 6:39 pm

Merde! My moustache droops in sorrow.

Raymond Betancourt, February 8th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

Tis a lie. He feigns death to rise from the grave, in more ways than one.

Pwn Greenland, February 8th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

I refuse to believe it could happen… what was Botter the useless blaggard doing at the time.

Alex L, February 8th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

My money’s on syphillis…

Joel B., February 8th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

R.I.P. (Randy, Incredible Priapism) Lord Likely.

Lord Andrew of Goulding, February 8th, 2009 at 8:01 pm

Hells no. M’lord, come back! Elsewise we all know I’m going to end up secretly exhuming you and incorporating your decomposing flesh into some sort of horrendous and worryingly sexual shrine. And that kind of thing is bad for my self-image.

Memma, February 8th, 2009 at 11:27 pm

I hope he died on the job with a devilish grin on his face. And then comes back to life. It would be wrong for that dogsbody Botter to outlive him.

Gorilla Bananas, February 8th, 2009 at 11:51 pm

You’re not dead – and if you are – then you’re just *delayed*!

In that case there’s a stiff drink and company available over at RoYds.

I’m sure you’ll get along spiffingly with Stanley and Archie. Plus, Mabel’s still a looker despite being over 300 years old.

Now, do you need a good nudging?

Miladysa, February 9th, 2009 at 12:09 am

I, too, would like to say “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Scaryduck, February 9th, 2009 at 12:23 am

I feel responsible for this. If I had not been gallivanting around like a foolish twat and totally ignored my lord, I would have been able to suggest SOMETHING for him to keep his stately self up! Please say it is an awful joke. I swear I will come back! My nether regions are dry with grief!

ettarose, February 9th, 2009 at 2:40 am

I’m with Qelqoth on this one.

I fear an entire season of Botter pottering about, tending to the every need of some shabby, second-rate Lord, until one morning we step into the shower and there he be, dander up. Lord Likely in all his glory as though nothing ever happened.

Jeffman, February 9th, 2009 at 5:03 am

Oh great, I only subscribed last week, you bounder.

Steve, February 9th, 2009 at 5:11 am

At least there should be several million Likelies wandering around in your Lordship’s likeness to continue the great work.

Statistically speaking, there’s bound to be.

Chris Wood, February 9th, 2009 at 6:44 am

Cannot be! Bah! I just spoke to him on Friday when he was alive and mostly well, simply puking into his hat and urinating in his grandfather clock after a night carousing!

I believe he would spit in the face of Death!

Jenn Thorson, February 9th, 2009 at 8:26 am

Will this cause any delays in future adventures being recalled? If so …. fuck.

Canucklehead, February 9th, 2009 at 8:26 am

He’s dead what?

Tiggy, February 9th, 2009 at 9:03 am

?

Relax Max, February 9th, 2009 at 9:44 am

it´s a shame to all you believers – this chap is having dinner with lolita and lilith, converging vinegar into lovejuice, also well known as ambrosia.

veryheaven, February 9th, 2009 at 11:52 am

‘Tis a publicity stunt. How else do you explain the fact that he’s STILL Twittering? Hmmmmmm?????

Olga, the Traveling Bra, February 9th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

Bwah-hahahahahahaaaaaaa….

A Mysterious Shadowy Figure, February 9th, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Well, that’s a big of a bugger. Now he’ll never know of the repeal of the Corn Laws, or the invention of the Christmas Tree…..

Dave the Cardboard Box, February 9th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

I think that feedburner killed him

Marvel Goose, February 9th, 2009 at 8:12 pm

aw comn i want a fun-e-real, not a funeral!!

i agree with the bra – he cant tweet and be dead. methinks this is a rumor (much like a certain mr. paul from an insect group) to get his feedburners burning

either that or his next inter-active adventure will take place at his mock funeral.

Likely – please rise. you know you have many fans

Trauma Queen, February 9th, 2009 at 10:09 pm

Have you risen yet?

Miladysa, February 10th, 2009 at 4:49 am

You can stop being dead now.

Come on, man. It’s not BRITISH.

Scaryduck, February 10th, 2009 at 6:58 am

I agree….it's high time you knock it off & get back up!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss, February 10th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

He Can’t be dead!!! I won’t allow it, now you come back this instance!!

LadyTerri, February 10th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

I never took you for a POSSUM!

A snake or rat YES a possum NEVER!

Miladysa, February 11th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

I shall quickly press my lips to his and resuscitate him. I do not believe this turn of events. No! I shan’t believe it at all. It must be a lie a horrid lie, I tell you. Oh … I feel faint.

Lady Laura

Theresa111, February 11th, 2009 at 7:54 pm

What the fuck???????

Nessa, February 12th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Good Lord, MiLord, what in the bloomin’ ‘ell happened????

Linda, February 12th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

What? WHAT? Lord Likely, please. I find your journals, spend the week-end reading them all through, become suitably enthralled, and this is what I find at the end? If this is how you treat your guests, I shall have to change my opinion of you from ‘a valiant brit with an enourmous cock’ to just ‘an enourmous cock (with an enourmous cock)’. You’d better not dissapoint!

Baron von Baron, February 12th, 2009 at 10:02 pm

enough is enough. where you at motherfucker?!

Canucklehead, February 13th, 2009 at 7:00 am

when you think about it..death is so rash.
you may wish to reconsider.

Dr. Robert, February 13th, 2009 at 8:14 am

But what about Lord Palmerston? Has he got a pulse?

Olga, the Traveling Bra, February 13th, 2009 at 11:08 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Please, if I may just beg your indulgence for one minute!

I understand you are all terribly upset and anxious to get to the bottom of this shocking development, and I wish to assure you all that I will not rest until I have solved this particular mystery.

Thank you for your patience. Now, I am off for a quick snooze.

- Inspector Albert R. Spunkleford, Scotland Yard

Inspector Spunkleford, February 15th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

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