24 December 2011
Lord Likely’s Christmas Message
A VERY Merry Christmas to all of my loyal readers and ardent admirers! May you all eat, drink and be so merry that you pass out comatose beneath the Christmas tree.
Be sure to return hither soon, for I have something BIG coming up next year. And this time I am not referring to my penis (though I should state for clarity that it too is big, and well worth celebrating).
I am off to go and enjoy some of this festive spirit – several glasses of it, in fact! Bottoms up!
– Lord Likely.