18 November 2008
Lord Likely’s Ejaculate
November 18th, 1857. - Lord Likely.
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November 18th, 1857. Comments
15 incredible interjections thus far.
Well, I’ll just shoot over to Rimholes and get some.
Your Lordship’s much admired jism is what I will be buying all my friends for Christmas. Assuming they aren’t wearing / drinking it already.
Sounds tremendously exciting. Both the ejaculate and the upcoming adventure.
Does it bring the ruckus to the ladies?
Would not his lordship’s man-juice be too thick and creamy for a perfume? It is surely already a tried-and-tested skin cream of the highest quality.
*swoon*
Good day, all!
Lord Andrew, you’d better be prepared to spunk up some serious cash, sir.
Mr. Wood, bravo! ‘Tis the gift that keeps on giving, you know.
Alex L, both sound exciting because that is precisely and exactly what they are!
Renal Failure, ha! I imagine it most certainly does! It always causes a cum-motion!
Mr. Bananas, we did try to formulate a skin cream, but we found that it rendered ladies completely insensible, and they would start licking each others’ faces to get a taste of my lordly love-paste.
Now I think about it, I cannot see how that could be classed as a bad thing at all!
Nurse Myra, oh dear! Someone help me carry the poor, dear nurse up to my bed-chamber, where I will…resuscitate her!
Toodle-pip!
- Lord Likely.
Think of the millions flushed down the toilet all these years. Surely the fish have enjoyed plenty, but their feast has ended.
Huzzah for the Lord’s seminal gift… Christmas has cum early!
I went into Boots today and asked for a bottle of Ejaculate.
I was prompty shown the door
Good day, chums and chumettes!
Mr. Broke, ’tis a terrible shame indeed, when one muses upon the terrible waste of my noble juices. I dare say there are some ladies out there whose chests would be worth a small fortune now as well!
Tiggy, and it shall be a very white Christmas, to boot!
Jeffman, why that is an outrage! I have never even once ejaculated upon a door. At least, not intentionally.
Toodle-pip!
- Lord Likely.
‘Tis a little unfair to market this wonderous potion only to the ladies. I’ve absolutely soaked myself from head to toe in the stuff and never felt better (or stickier). CHEERS!
Does it come in a bigger size?
Good day, all!
Mr. Canucklehead, ladies are traditionally my target market for my ejaculate, but I am always happy to share some of my ejaculate with the male populace as well!
Olga, we are looking to launch a twelve-inch size bottle, for those who simply cannot get enough of my ejacualte, m’dear!
Toodle-pip!
- Lord Likely.
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