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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    18 February 2010

    Lord Likely’s Guide to Tipping One’s Hat

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    7 incredible interjections thus far.

    Scaryduck

    I’ll be trying “HAT” out in future.

    In summary: HAT

    Scaryduck, February 18th, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    jULIO

    How much for a “HAT JOB”? You know, where you pull a rabbit out of your “HAT”, whereby “HAT” means “ASS” and “Rabbit” means “3-foot-long diamond-studded cane?”

    jULIO, February 18th, 2010 at 6:56 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, chums! *Tips hat*

    Mr. Scaryduck, HAT’ll do, sir – hat’ll do!

    Mr. Julio, why on earth would I wish to pull a cane from a donkey’s backside? Well, each to their own, I suppose!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 20th, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    nursemyra

    Wonderful advice as usual my Lord

    nursemyra, February 26th, 2010 at 7:37 am

    Young Fogey

    Splendid stuff! Your guide should be essential reading for one and all.

    On a somewhat similar note, I have written a short piece on royal hat-doffing: http://bloggingyoungfogey.blogspot.com/2007/05/hat-and-crown.html

    Young Fogey, February 26th, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day!

    Nurse Myra! Zounds, it has been a while since your fine form has sashayed through these fine corridors! Delightful to see you as always, my dear – I shall have to pop up at Gimcrack forthwith!

    Young Fogey, many thanks, sir! And equal thanks for alerting me to your own article – I tip my hat to you, sir!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 27th, 2010 at 7:22 am

    Frankie Fear

    Good Lord, great advice as always!

    Cheerio!

    Frankie Fear, March 12th, 2010 at 3:30 pm

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