27 February 2010
Lord Likely’s Thrilling Third Anniversary Threesome!
WHO WOULD have thought that when I started chronicling my Astonishing Adventures three years ago, that they would prove so popular that I would still be sharing them with the world to-day?
Well, that was a trick question – EVERYONE would have thought that, of course! My tales are cocking well ASTONISHING, after all!
From their not-at-all-humble beginnings in the very first paragraph of the very first chapter, my adventures have galloped along at a frantic pace, thrusting thrills into the eyeballs of my readers with unrepentant glee! And as they have progressed, more and more readers have come aboard for the ride, my readership swelling in size like my own proud Lord Palmerston. Huzzah!
And so we find ourselves at the present day, where I luxuriate in my most opulent surroundings, with thousands upon thousands of readers hanging ‘pon my every word like gloriously-feathered birds hanging ‘pon the branches of a mighty oak, during a breathtakingly beautiful yet overwhelmingly powerful thunderstorm!
I thank you all from the bottom of my heart, and from the heart of my bottom, for continuing to accompany me on these excellent and erotic escapades. Whilst I doubtlessly bring the adventure, ’tis you all who make them truly astonishing.
Thank you.
Now! Onto the celebrations! As you can see from the handsome poster above, there are plenty of spectacular events in the offing! So let us eat, drink and be very merry over these next three weeks! AND BRING ON THE DANCING GIRLS!
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Ah, yes. They’re still recovering in the dressing-room. I had to…ahem…go over some moves with them earlier. Ah, well!
Let the party commence, nonetheless! Please do say hello, and help yourself to a beverage or nine! HUZZAH!
- Lord Likely.
