11 July 2012
Louis Pasteur: Kraken Slayer
THEY ARE all at it.
Mr. Abraham Lincoln has recently revealed a hitherto unknown skill for dispatching vampires, whilst elsewhere, Miss Elizabeth Bennett has proven herself to be rather adept at removing revenants. Everywhere you look, there is some unlikely hero battling some sort of terrible beast. It makes one’s head spin.
Naturally, I am not one to refrain from hopping on board the latest bandwagon – no matter how shoddy its construction or erroneous its journey – and so I thought I would share my own genre hybrid, in which Mr. Louis Pasteur is tasked to slaughter a monster of the sea.
I am sure you will agree, ’tis a KRAKEN read.
I thank you, and goodnight.
- Lord Likely.