12 November 2010
Movember Moustache-A-Day Marathon, Day Five
Moustache No.5: ‘The Tit-Tickler’
Taken from ‘Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama‘.
AS THE weekend is nearly ‘pon us, I thought that today’s ‘tash for my ‘Moustache-A-Day Movember Marathon‘ should be a fun one, suited to all the weekend revellers among you!
And so I give you ‘The Tit-Tickler‘, ladies and gentle-men! This fun little number is obviously a rather more light-hearted and faintly ludicrous style, but nonetheless it is still guaranteed to bring a smile to many a party-goer’s face due to it’s overwhelmingly amusing appearance! Ho-ho!
And, of course, it can also bring a smile to any lady’s face too, as it is perfectly designed to tickle the busty substances of any woman, giving her a little laugh and thus acting as the perfect ice-breaker, after which you can then seduce her and charm her into bed wherein you grab her firmly with both hands and force your tumescent tally-whacker roughly into her and thrust deeply and fiercely and…
Ahem. Apologies. I got rather carried away, there.
The Tit-Tickler, ladies and gentle-men! Ahem.
– Lord Likely.
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