26 January 2010
Quacking Outrageous
I HAVE had many a strange adventure in my time, but there are few stranger than the tale of The Man With the Improbable Leg, which sees me working alongside some sort of gentleman DUCK, and a telekinetic FISH.
I swear, I was not even drunk on this occasion. Well, not initially, at any rate.
Anyhow: this THRILLING TALE of MURDER, MYSTERY and MALLARDS comes courtesy of the improbably excellent Mr. MCM, with added scrawls by my excellently improbable scribe, Mr. Fanton, Esquire. Huzzah!
And so, without further ado, may I present to you The Man with the Improbable Leg. Read it, cherish it, and even purchase it for use on your steam-powered book-reading device of choice. ‘Tis truly wondrous, and I am NOT pulling your leg!
Ha-ha! Ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, very good.
IN OTHER NEWS: do not forget that my twenty-four hour adventure, ‘One Score and Four’ commences this very Thursday! Click ‘pon the banner below to learn more about the MOST THRILLING INTER-ACTIVE ADVENTURE YET!
Heavens, you are being DOUBLY SPOILED with my presence this week!
Toodle-pip!
- Lord Likely.
