08 November 2010
Saving The World With My Mighty Moustache
Moustache No.1: ‘Absolute Ruddy Perfection’
Taken from ‘Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama‘.
“A MAN without a moustache is like a pub without beer – sorely lacking, and more than a little sickening,” so said a wise man. Who was that wise man? ME, just then. Honestly, are you not paying attention?
Of course, I myself am most assuredly not lacking in the moustache department, having sported a fine soup-strainer for my entire life (which certainly took my mother quite by surprise during childbirth). I mean, just LOOK at my moustache, dear readers. I mean, REALLY look at it. Examine each and every hair closely, and revel in the magnificence and perfection of my top-lip topiary. Is it not the finest moustache you have ever seen?
Not only does it LOOK tremendous (and not only does it tickle many a lady’s fancy!), but my moustache is also a valuable WEAPON, a weapon which I shall turn to the greater good this month, as I attempt to take down that tumorous toe-rag CANCER, using nothing more than my fine, facial fuzz!
I shall be showcasing a selection of my myriad moustaches every day of the week for the rest of the month (that is a moustache a day for twenty-two days, chums!) along with a little back-story or history about the chosen style. Should you like the day’s selection (as you undoubtedly shall), then all I ask is that you simply donate a small sum to my charity fund-raising efforts for ‘Movember’, so that through the money raised we may DEFEAT that cad cancer once and for all, or at least give it a dashed good DRUBBING!
As the old saying goes, ‘a moustache a day keeps the tumours at bay!’
Of course, if YOU think you can sport a better moustache (you cannot, by the way), then why not grow your own and set up your own fund-raising account? ‘Tis for a good cause, after all! And if you DO grow a particularly magnificent moustache, why not share it with me so I might share it with the world, and judge it for myself? Alternatively, if you are so pitifully inept at growing facial hair, you can use my Moustache-O-Rama to create a new look for my glorious self, and send that along.
Send your own moustachioed masterpieces to hislordship@lordlikely.com, or deliver them to me via the Twittering Device or my page in the Book of Many Faces. The very best one shall win a PRIZE, no less! A prize of inestimable worth!
So, there you have it. Let us join together, and with our moustaches bristling with pride, perhaps we can help defeat cancer once and for ruddy all – and looked DAMNABLY HANDSOME while doing so!
HUZZAH!
- Lord Likely.
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