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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    18 February 2008

    The Humourous Japery of Reginald Whiskers

    February 18th, 1857.

    My man-servant, Botter, bought me the morning’s news-papers today, as he does every day lest he wishes to receive a swift boot to the backside. Today, however, I rather wished he had not bothered, for a quick flick through the day’s copy of The London Early Morning News Stories and Illustrated Plates was filled with nothing but depression; trouble with the natives in India, crime on the streets of our great nation’s capital, disease rife among the filthy working-classes, and so on and so ruddy on.

    Is it too much to ask that I can enjoy my breakfast of grilled salmon, caviar and champagne without having the woes of those less fortunate than myself thrust in my face? Indeed, I was so enraged by the morning’s news that I hurled the paper at Botter, causing him to receive many nasty paper-cuts to the face and eyeballs, which cheered me up somewhat.

    Happily, there is always one part of the news-paper that never fails to fill me with joy, and that is the section containing all the marvellous strip-cartoons. They really do publish some jolly fine comics there, including such spectacular strips as Ala Kazam, The Magical Muslim; Ethel Ethereal, The Little Dead Girl and my current favourite, The Humourous Japery of Reginald Whiskers.

    The latter comic-strip, about a most amusing sarcastic cat, is never less than smirksome, and today’s was thankfully no exception, which brightened up my day quite considerably.

    I have included the comic in question with this entry, so that others may enjoy the comical cartoon cat. Enjoy!

    - Lord Likely.

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    Comments

    12 incredible interjections thus far.

    VE

    Salmon for breakfast? Nothing like fish breath in the morning they say…

    VE, February 18th, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Gorilla Bananas

    Reginald is a rather cheeky cat. I hope he doesn’t give Botter ideas…

    Gorilla Bananas, February 18th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Diesel

    I can’t tell you how much I love Reginald Whiskers and his Japery.

    Thanks for the shout-out!

    Diesel, February 18th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Winter

    Your Lordship has excellent taste in cartoons! Too funny!

    Winter, February 18th, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    nursemyra

    cute kitty

    nursemyra, February 18th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    GlossGreen

    So that’s were Jim Davis got his ideas from. If I were the author of The Humourous Japery of Reginald Whiskers (and presumably, not dead) I’d sue. Comic chuckles indeed.

    GlossGreen, February 19th, 2008 at 3:36 am

    Lord Likely

    Good day, one and all!

    Mr. Ve, who says that? Who are these people? A world needs to know!

    Mr. Bananas, Botter is unable to conceive ideas. Also, children.

    Mr. Diesel, you are more than welcome, sir. Whatever more than welcome is.

    Ms. Winter, I have excellent taste in everything, my dear. I am just generally excellently tasteful.

    Dear Nurse Myra, I agree. I do so like a nicely turned out pussy. (I know, I know. I apologise.)

    Glossgreen, I believe the creator of Reginald Whiskers was later confined to a mental institute, after becoming convinced that his hat-stand was trying to kill him. Poor devil.

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 19th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    LadyTerri

    awww what a cute little kitty! :)

    LadyTerri, February 19th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

    Lord Andrew of Goulding

    Surely a Reginald Whiskers movie isn’t far away?

    ADG

    Lord Andrew of Goulding, February 21st, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day!

    Lady Terri, it may look cute, but as I understand it this cat is quite a bastard. Looks can be deceiving!

    Lord Andrew, I should imagine so, but it shall probably be wholly inferior to the original, and will spawn an equally-wretched sequel, no doubt.

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 21st, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    renalfailure

    Reginald Whiskers is Bernie the half-cyborg cat’s new favorite comic.

    renalfailure, February 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Lord Likely

    I had heard that nine out ten cats preferred it.

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 24th, 2008 at 6:26 am

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