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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    14 May 2008

    The Likely Letters

    Inquires Continue for Missing Heiress.
    Scotland Yard Remains Hopeful.


    The investigation over the disappearance of Miss. Elizabeth Hathaway
    continues. Inspector Spunkleford of the Yard revealed to the Press several
    pieces of evidence, in the form of letters taken from the missing girl’s room.

    “We intend to find the young lady”, said Spunkleford. “These letters give us
    several new avenues of inquiry.”





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    Lord Likely is currently away, adventuring in foreign climes and trying to spread his seed across the entire civillised world, and some rather uncivillised parts as well.

    To-day’s guest post comes courtesy of Mr. Don Lewis, from the most rib-tickling and bladder-punishingly chucklesome web-log It’s A Funny Thing.

    His lordship commends Mr. Lewis on his excellent work and his rather remarkable penmanship. If e’er there was a man who could hold a pen as steadily and with as much skill as Mr. Lewis, then his lordship has yet to meet him. Hoorah and huzzah, sir!

    If you should like to pen a guest article for The Astonishing Adventures in his lordship’s absence, then please do send an electronic mail to lord likely at gmail dot com, and let us know what you would like to toss off for us.

    *****
    Further Amusements With Which You May Entertain
    Yourself Whilst His Lordship is Absent:

    Lord Likely’s Terrific Teaser Trailer – see his lordship in action!
    Digital Sickbag – the virtual home to Lord Likely’s scribe, Mr. A.D Fanton.
    The Carrotty Kid Animated Adventure; as written and created by Mr. A.D Fanton
    The Carrotty Kid- the homepage of the homegrown hero.

    gaup: celebrity gossip with a twist.

    Other places of interest:
    Popmash The Clay Pigeon

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    Comments

    9 incredible interjections thus far.

    LOBO

    Wow! This was brilliant!

    It’s funny … there’s this other blog author I know coincidentally named “Don Lewis” too, but he’s not nearly this good. In fact, he’s kind of a jerk.

    Want his password? The profile is already all filled out and everything …

    :)

    LOBO, May 14th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    nursemyra

    poor elizabeth

    nursemyra, May 15th, 2008 at 1:31 am

    Gorilla Bananas

    An object lesson in how a young gentleman should be groomed for life by a magnaninmous uncle.

    Gorilla Bananas, May 15th, 2008 at 3:44 am

    LadyTerri

    Looks like Lord Likely has taken young Timothy under his wing, teaching him quite well I say! Wicked! :)

    LadyTerri, May 15th, 2008 at 3:59 am

    xoggoth

    I say, this looks rather spiffing to me! Jolly good show all round.

    xoggoth, May 15th, 2008 at 7:45 am

    Theresa H. Hall

    I really enjoyed this one. Ta Ta

    Theresa H. Hall, May 15th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Don Lewis

    Than you to all, and especially to his Lordship for taking this young seminarian under his wing, so to speak Ha Ha!

    LOBO, I had to write this comment so I would have as many comments as you did with your very funny post.

    Don Lewis, May 15th, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    Don Lewis

    Now I’ve one more than you.

    Die wolf scum! BWAHAHAHA!

    Don Lewis, May 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Lord Likely

    Mr. Lewis, this is no competition sir. We are all good friends here.

    Incidentally, I am the best.

    Many thanks again for your fine posting, sir. I hope it was as good for you as it was for me!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, May 16th, 2008 at 2:56 am

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