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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    07 January 2011

    The Lord Moves In Mysterious Ways

    YOU MAY recall me mentioning, a few weeks back, that I had managed to sneak my glorious self into the pages of Britain’s longest-running children’s comic, The Dandy. If you cannot recall said incident, or were too drunk, then cast your eyes HITHER.

    Well, for those of you who rejoiced at my fleeting cameo within the pages of that proud periodical, prepare to soil thine under-garments once more, for I have once again managed to infiltrate the comic – and here is the glorious, glorious proof:

    Most thrilling, I am sure you shall agree!

    Once again the threat of extreme violence upon my scribe’s person led to Mr. Fanton agreeing to work me into his latest George vs Dragon comic-strip thing, for The Dandy comic. The issue in question (pictured above) is out RIGHT NOW, should you wish to purchase a copy and keep my noble form framed for all eternity. A bargain at one pound and fifty English pence! HUZZAH!

    Next, I shall aim for the front cover. Wish me luck!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

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    2 incredible interjections thus far.

    Austin Girl

    My dear Lord Likely, this is astonishing news! You as a cameo. I love wearing those. Tee hee!!!

    Austin Girl, January 27th, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Lord Likely

    Ho-ho!

    Lord Likely, February 10th, 2011 at 2:20 am

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