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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    03 January 2010

    Thrusting Into the New Year

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    As you can see, ladies and gentle-men, I have resolved to continue being thoroughly EXCELLENT this year, so I hope you shall resolve to join me! Happy New Year, one and all!

    - Lord Likely.

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    5 incredible interjections thus far.

    Miladysa

    Happy Thrusting M’Lord & long may it continue! ;D

    Miladysa, January 3rd, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    Marisa Birns

    Excellent, dear sir! And…and…is it even possible? Evan Hellsinger? That HOT American…er…that nice man who tries to help you?

    Will not be shunned. Or all those other things m’lord. Here’s to a new year of your thrills and chills.

    Salut!
    @marisabirns

    Marisa Birns, January 3rd, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    Essie Fox

    Can’t wait to read more of the Lord’s wondrous exploits.

    Essie Fox, January 4th, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Amanda

    Looking forward to hearing of your astonishing adventures in African bush!

    Amanda, January 7th, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    Lord Likely

    Many thanks, friends! I must say, I am looking forward to sharing another thrill-packed year in your company! HUZZAH!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, January 20th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

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