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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    18 January 2010

    Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock…

    HOLD ONTO your hats, dear readers – for my most ASTONISHING ADVENTURE yet is on the horizon!

    YES! I, Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – shall be embarking on a most THRILLING twenty-four hour escapade, with a fresh chapter arriving EVERY HOUR on the hour betwixt midday on the 28th of January, until midday on the 29th January! That is twenty four NEW chapters of my astonishing adventures, all in ONE DAY! Truly, you are all being spoiled rotten!

    Each exciting episode of this extraordinary tale shall be written on the day itself by my scribe, Mr. Andrew D. Fanton, who has agreed to go without sleep for the duration of this adventure! (I say ‘agreed’, I mean ‘grudgingly assented to do so lest I battered his head to a pulp’) so you shall be able to WATCH in AMAZEMENT as the story unfolds RIGHT BEFORE your VERY (stunned) EYES!

    Furthermore, if you are following my WILDLY ENTERTAINING antics ‘pon the Twittering Device or in the Book of Faces (which you jolly well should be, you know), YOU shall be able to help shape the story at key points! Imagine that, dear friends – Lord Likely at your very mercy!

    It promises to be a SENSATIONAL SPECTACULAR, which will quite possibly leave the world CHANGED FOREVER, and for the better. Be sure not to miss out on this most magnificent of mysteries, dear readers, lest you be derided by your peers for ever more – might I suggest you take this opportunity to SUBSCRIBE to my journals so that you do not miss one ruddy thing!

    So, in summary: that’s One Score and Four; a live, twenty-four hour adventure, commencing 12pm on the 28th January, and concluding at midday the following day.

    Do please join me, for the TIME of your LIVES!

    - Lord Likely.

    Post-script: In far less interesting news, my scribe now has his very own website and web-log. Visit andyfanton.com if you want to see his scrawls, or if you are foolish enough to wish to hire the wretch!

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    Comments

    12 incredible interjections thus far.

    Jan Oda

    I was right, the announcement did make me scream!

    Jan Oda, January 18th, 2010 at 1:35 am

    JM Choras

    Your lordship at my mercy? Oh my.

    JM Choras, January 18th, 2010 at 3:14 am

    Miladysa

    Thrilling :)

    Miladysa, January 18th, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Lord Likely

    Good day, chums!

    We are now just over one week away from this most glorious event. The tension is mounting, as indeed are my trousers! HUZZAH!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, January 20th, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Adam

    How splendid! The sweat gathers ‘pon my brow and genitals in delightful anticipation.

    Adam, January 21st, 2010 at 12:05 am

    John Sullivan

    Sir
    I apologize that I haven’t paid you homage with a visit in some time and it is delightful to see that you are still maintaining a WORLD CLASS SITE :)
    Excellent

    John Sullivan, January 21st, 2010 at 1:44 am

    fracas

    You’re going to be ‘up’ for 24 hours? Isn’t that dangerous? I thought after 4, one was supposed to seek medical attention? Perhaps you should arrange for nursemyra to be on standby?

    Just a suggestion.

    ;-)

    fracas, January 22nd, 2010 at 6:03 am

    Torrance Red

    This is just fantastic!

    Torrance Red, January 25th, 2010 at 6:49 am

    Lord Likely

    Many thanks indeed, ladies and gentlemen, for your kind words and support. Truly this shall be the most EXCITING day of the year, bar NONE!

    Two days and counting, chums! Tick, and indeed, tock!

    - Lord Likely

    Lord Likely, January 26th, 2010 at 2:19 am

    Lord Andrew of Goulding

    How exciting!

    Lord Andrew of Goulding, January 27th, 2010 at 2:49 am

    Miladysa

    Ready for action M’Lord ;D

    Miladysa, January 28th, 2010 at 9:59 am

    Daddy Papersurfer

    I’m breaking wind in anticipation …..

    Daddy Papersurfer, January 28th, 2010 at 10:49 am

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