18 January 2010
Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock…
HOLD ONTO your hats, dear readers – for my most ASTONISHING ADVENTURE yet is on the horizon!
YES! I, Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – shall be embarking on a most THRILLING twenty-four hour escapade, with a fresh chapter arriving EVERY HOUR on the hour betwixt midday on the 28th of January, until midday on the 29th January! That is twenty four NEW chapters of my astonishing adventures, all in ONE DAY! Truly, you are all being spoiled rotten!
Each exciting episode of this extraordinary tale shall be written on the day itself by my scribe, Mr. Andrew D. Fanton, who has agreed to go without sleep for the duration of this adventure! (I say ‘agreed’, I mean ‘grudgingly assented to do so lest I battered his head to a pulp’) so you shall be able to WATCH in AMAZEMENT as the story unfolds RIGHT BEFORE your VERY (stunned) EYES!
Furthermore, if you are following my WILDLY ENTERTAINING antics ‘pon the Twittering Device or in the Book of Faces (which you jolly well should be, you know), YOU shall be able to help shape the story at key points! Imagine that, dear friends – Lord Likely at your very mercy!
It promises to be a SENSATIONAL SPECTACULAR, which will quite possibly leave the world CHANGED FOREVER, and for the better. Be sure not to miss out on this most magnificent of mysteries, dear readers, lest you be derided by your peers for ever more – might I suggest you take this opportunity to SUBSCRIBE to my journals so that you do not miss one ruddy thing!
So, in summary: that’s One Score and Four; a live, twenty-four hour adventure, commencing 12pm on the 28th January, and concluding at midday the following day.
Do please join me, for the TIME of your LIVES!
– Lord Likely.
Post-script: In far less interesting news, my scribe now has his very own website and web-log. Visit andyfanton.com if you want to see his scrawls, or if you are foolish enough to wish to hire the wretch!