05 July 2010
‘Tis A Knockout
GATHER ROUND, ladies and gentle-men, and listen closely, for I, Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer, Gentle-Man of Action and Giver of Gifts – have decided to bestow a wondrous treat to a select few of YOU, my remarkable readers!
YES! In a staggering display of generosity, the likes of which the world has not seen since Mr. J. Christ decided to feed five-thousand people, I am GIVING AWAY some frankly marvellous Likely merchandise! EGAD!
ONE lucky person shall walk away with their life improved DRAMATICALLY by the addition of these WONDROUS PRIZES:
* ONE eye-poppingly beautiful Lord Likely print (measuring 201mm x 305mm), featuring my handsome visage painted in a glorious palate of reds, yellows and blues, finished off with the word ’Grope’ in bold letters – perfect for adding an erotic touch to any living-room, parlour or child’s nursery.
* ONE thrilling ‘Bear Knuckle Boxing’ card, featuring my ravishing, topless form, smacking the seven-bells out of a fearsome grizzly. Just the ticket for sending to that bear-hating, Likely-loving relative!
* And finally, ONE ‘Dead Posh’ sticker, replete with my strikingly good-looking skeleton. Ideal for sticking to your refrigeration units, cupboards or even affixing firmly to your face, to demonstrate your true, unswerving loyalty to me!
BUT THAT IS NOT ALL! As well as one person bagging all three items, TWO MORE lucky, lucky souls will each win themselves a ‘Bear Knuckle Boxing’ card, and a ‘Dead Posh’ sticker. I know, my benevolence truly knows NO BOUNDS.
Winning the pant-soilingly perfect prizes could not be simpler, either. All you need to do is leave a suitably grovelling, begging and pleading comment in the comments section below, and then I shall choose three of you to be blessed with the goods! Staggeringly simple, no?
The competition shall close on Wednesday the 14th of July, so get on your knees and beg RIGHT AWAY! And the very best of British luck to you all!
- Lord Likely.
Should you not wish to leave things to chance, all the prizes are available to purchase in my new virtual shop at RedBubble, along with other delights, such as t-shaped shirts, posters and ‘hoodies’, whatever they might be. HUZZAH!