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"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."


"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."


"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."


"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."


"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"


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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    26 May 2012

    Upper Class Twitter

    AS A gentleman who always has his finger firmly on the pulse (while his other hand is usually occupied elsewhere), I pride myself on keeping very much up-to-date with the current technological advancements.

    For proof of my terrific timeliness, take into account my use of the Twittering Device, a service I have been using for some four-and-a-half years now, much before many of these current glory-seeking advocates of the form. PAH! A pox on them and their one hundred and forty characters, I say!

    Since I joined Twitter, I have been sharing my wisest of words, my wittiest quips and even a charming picture of my Johnson, all of which has lead thousands of fine folk of inestimable good taste flocking to ‘follow’ me, in order to drink greedily from my fountain of knowledge. Happily, my spout is big enough for them all!

    So, to celebrate my four and a half years of top-class tweeting (and because this is the year of my Wooden Jubilee), here are my ten best ‘Tweets’, according to Do please enjoy!


    Why not join me and my three and a half thousand wonderful Twitter chums (or ‘twums’) by following me on Twitter today, lest you miss out on future pearls of wisdom! And if you are ALREADY one of my twums – hello! And many thanks for your support, I only wish I could shake you by the hands and/or kiss you deeply, and passionately on the mouths.


    – Lord Likely.

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    2 incredible interjections thus far.


    You were one of the first people I followed when I joined back in ’09 and it’s been hell of a ride ever since. To 4 and a half more years of great, perverted fun!

    Technotreegrass, May 26th, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    Lord Likely

    Thank you kindly! You have always been a keen supporter of my antics and I am thusly very grateful to you, as I am to all my Twittering chums!

    Here’s to many more years of such larks! Bottoms up!

    Lord Likely, May 27th, 2012 at 12:29 am

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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