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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    10 August 2009

    Wherever There is Blame, There is a Claim

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    I fully endorse this service, although I cannot either confirm or deny whether I am the ‘Lord L.’ in the advertisement above. Ahem.

    Today’s astonishing article was  penned by a glorious guest-writer; the entirely excellent and rather ravishing Lady Catherine. Repay her fabulous work by visiting her fine web-log – and tell her Lord Likely sent you!

    Be back here in a few short days, chums, wherein I shall be giving away FREE BOOKS. Huzzah!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely, and Lady Catherine.

    If you are interested in penning a guest article for The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, then send your suggestions and submissions to his lordship for consideration:  hislordship@lordlikely.com

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    8 incredible interjections thus far.

    Lady Softbreath

    Lady Catherine, your guest spot was not only brilliantly accomplished, but left me laughing so hard that I’m afraid I spilled tea all over my expensive flooring! Should my servant not be able to get the stain out, I shall contact you for gaining compensation for her lackadaisical janitorial services!

    Lady Softbreath, August 11th, 2009 at 1:57 am

    LOBO

    Mr. T doesn’t take any vagrant crap, and nor should he! This cycle manufacturer should be on his best as well … everyone knows traveling at more than eight miles an hour causes Consumption and even -on occasion- the Vapors!

    -How these mechanical cycle-building charlatans can stay in business devoid of any knowledge of modern medical sciences escapes me completely sir.

    LOBO, August 11th, 2009 at 5:39 am

    Alex L.

    Brain tumor, pffft the lazy scrubber!

    I may need these services at some stage.

    Alex L., August 11th, 2009 at 6:12 am

    Baron von Baron

    Milord, if I may, I have reason to doubt the veracity of the first account. If a similar event occured with my personage in this Mr. T’s stead, I would have beaten the beggar into a creamy vagrant jelly, then taken the contents of his cup for myself before calling the nearest contable to have him hung for some crime which he had undoubtedly either committed or been about to commit. A true gentleman simply must be able to handle these matters by themselves.

    Baron von Baron, August 11th, 2009 at 6:41 am

    Lord Likely

    Lady Softbreath: you are quite correct, Lady Catherine has done herself proud! And of course, should you seek compensation, there is no authority higher than Lofty Claims Ltd!

    Lord LOBO, I concur. These bicycle manufacturers should be re-tyred!

    Mr. L, you just cannot get decent help these days – they’re always moaning about some trifling matter or another!

    Baron von Baron, I can see what you mean, sir. However, us aristocrats prefer to get someone else to take care of things for us. That is what servants are for, after all!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, August 11th, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Lady Catherine

    Thanks those who commented, especially your very kind words Lady Softbreath. I certainly hope your maidservant is not as incompetent as the mysterious Lady M’s! Perhaps you could borrow Botter – I’m sure he’s had much experience in removing his Lordship’s stains from various surfaces and garments.

    Sirs LOBO and Alex are quite right, and it should have been mentioned that the manufacturer of Mr T’s cycle paid the rest of the repairing expenses, and then some. So many various culprits conspired to bring about that ‘accident’! Poor man. And I pity the fool who trifles with Baron von Baron’s noble self.

    Lord Likely, I am very grateful to you for slipping one in for me. I shall be free tonight if you wish to slip me another one. Thank you also for your help and encouragement. Huzzah!

    Lady Catherine, August 12th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    I.A.M.

    These books, m’Lord; are they books of your own words in them?

    I.A.M., August 15th, 2009 at 2:48 am

    Chris Wood

    Your Lordship’s offer is timely and convenient! Only yesterday I was talking to a young lady, and had to wait until past dawn to take her to bed!

    Surely making a gentleman talk so long before intercourse is against some basic code of decency?

    Chris Wood, August 16th, 2009 at 11:20 pm

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