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    Adventures Thus Far

    Lord Likely’s Halloween Horror: Last Orders

    Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

    Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…

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    The Likely Letters – Part Two

    Saturday, May 7th, 2011

    Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…

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    The Likely Letters – Part One

    Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

    A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]

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    The Strange Case Of The Sinister Snowman, Part Two

    Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

    The second (and surprisingly final) part of Lord Likely’s Christmassy adventure!

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    The Strange Case of the Sinister Snowman, Part One

    Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

    IT WAS mid-December, and London had been left under a thick blanket of snow, as if the lord God above had looked down ‘pon the glorious British Empire, and had decided it looked so damnably attractive that he had whipped out His tremendous tallywhacker and sprayed the land with His holy horn-paste. Truly ’twas a [...]

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    All Rise For The Likely Anthem

    Friday, October 8th, 2010

    Lord Likely presents the world with the unedited version of his ASTONISHING anthem!

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    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: The Finale

    Thursday, September 30th, 2010

    The cortex-shattering conclusion to Lord Likely’s first ever audio serial is here! Will Likely save the city from it’s unseen menace? Well, YES.

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    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two

    Monday, September 27th, 2010

    Part Two of Lord Likely’s Astonishing Audio Adventure finds our hero concocting a plan, and generally being dashing and fabulous.

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    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part One

    Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

    Prepare thine ear-holes for a BURST of Likely, as the first part of an all-new audio adventure commences!

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    Our Mutual Fiend: The Finale

    Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

    The THRILLING and TERRIFYING conclusion to ‘Our Mutual Fiend’ is here!

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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