The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
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THE LONDON LOOKER
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LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
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Wednesday, October 31st, 2012
Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…
Saturday, May 7th, 2011
Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]
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Sunday, January 2nd, 2011
The second (and surprisingly final) part of Lord Likely’s Christmassy adventure!
Wednesday, December 15th, 2010
IT WAS mid-December, and London had been left under a thick blanket of snow, as if the lord God above had looked down ‘pon the glorious British Empire, and had decided it looked so damnably attractive that he had whipped out His tremendous tallywhacker and sprayed the land with His holy horn-paste. Truly ’twas a [...]
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Friday, October 8th, 2010
Lord Likely presents the world with the unedited version of his ASTONISHING anthem!
Thursday, September 30th, 2010
The cortex-shattering conclusion to Lord Likely’s first ever audio serial is here! Will Likely save the city from it’s unseen menace? Well, YES.
Monday, September 27th, 2010
Part Two of Lord Likely’s Astonishing Audio Adventure finds our hero concocting a plan, and generally being dashing and fabulous.
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
Prepare thine ear-holes for a BURST of Likely, as the first part of an all-new audio adventure commences!
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
The THRILLING and TERRIFYING conclusion to ‘Our Mutual Fiend’ is here!
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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