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    Adventures Thus Far

    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Four

    Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

    Evan Hellsinger returns upon the scene, to assist his lordship in tracking down the undead Charles Dickens…

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Three

    Saturday, September 18th, 2010

    Lord Likely and company find themselves under attack from a murderous Oliver Twist…

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Two

    Saturday, August 21st, 2010

    Can it be true? Is Charles Dickens stalking the streets of London and eating people, from BEYOND THE GRAVE?

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part One

    Monday, August 9th, 2010

    Lord Likely embarks upon his most baffling case yet, as a corpse is discovered and the killer has been identified as…CHARLES DICKENS?

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    The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two

    Monday, June 14th, 2010

    The second (and concluding) chapter of Botter’s Astonishing Adventure sees his lordship’s man-servant pitted against two unscrupulous thieves…

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    The Astonishing Adventures of…Botter?

    Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

    Botter serves up the first part of his own Astonishing Adventure….

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    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Three

    Sunday, March 28th, 2010

    It’s the EXPLOSIVE finale of Lord Likely’s three-part adventure alongside Mr. Cornelius Quaint – can the squabbling duo save Buckingham Palace from being blown to pieces by a maniac magician?

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    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Two

    Friday, March 12th, 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff continues, wherein a mix-up occurs….

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    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff

    Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

    The first chapter of a THRILLING new adventure, co-written by our SPECIAL GUEST Mr. Darren Craske. Huzzah!

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    One Score and Four, The Final Hour: The Queen’s Head

    Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

    The Final Chapter! The rip-roaring, EXPLOSIVE conclusion to ‘One Score and Four’ is here – REJOICE!

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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