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"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."


"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."


"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."


"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."


"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"


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    Fifteen And A Half Hilarious Victorian Jokes That Would Even Make Her Majesty Laugh

    Monday, July 14th, 2014

    Lord Likely present fifteen and a half genuine Victorian rib-ticklers for your amusement. You are welcome, world.

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    Ten Victorian Insults To Make Your Enemies Crumble

    Friday, July 11th, 2014

    His Lordship shares ten Victorian vulgarities with which to strike down your worst enemy.

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    An Astonishing and Arousing Announcement

    Monday, November 25th, 2013

    ‘Tis the most important literary event since Mr. William Shakespeare bought his first quill.  Further updates to follow, ladies and gentle-men! In the meantime, please do spread the word – LORD LIKELY IS COMING! – Lord Likely.

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    Taking the Pith

    Wednesday, September 11th, 2013

    Lord Likely gives a thorough review of issue two of ‘Professor Elemental Comics’.

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    Saturday, June 29th, 2013

      Now THIS is what you call a festival.   – Lord Likely. 

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    Lord Save the Queen

    Friday, March 8th, 2013

    Lord Likely reveals details of his all-new adventure – coming soon!

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    In Which His Lordship Gives You His Heart

    Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

    AND they say that romance is dead. TSK. Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there! – Lord Likely. 

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    Lord Likely’s Halloween Horror: Last Orders

    Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

    Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…

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    Louis Pasteur: Kraken Slayer

    Wednesday, July 11th, 2012

    Mr Louis Paster battles a fearsome KRAKEN.

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    Upper Class Twitter

    Saturday, May 26th, 2012

    Lord Likely celebrates four-and-a-half years of his use of the Twitter Device.

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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