The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
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THE TOWN CRIER
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR TWELVE, and as we reach the half-way point, Likely finds himself having trouble getting into a party…
Tags: 24, ball, entrance, fiction, fight, fisticuffs, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. Wallops, parody, party, Victorian, weblit
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR ELEVEN: And Likely and Botter head to Sir Rhubarb Muddick’s abode, to attend to a gala ball…
Tags: 24, ball, botter, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, orphans, parody, Scotland Yard, Sir Rhubarb Muddick, weblit
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Hour TEN: And Likely needs to urinate. AGAIN.
Tags: 24, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, parody, urination, Victorian, weblit
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR NINE: And his lordship finally gets an invaluable lead…
Tags: 24, Anti-Hat League, balls, botter, cock, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Liekly, Mr. Cockduster, parody, Twittering Device, Victorian, weblit
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR EIGHT: And with his horse having gone BESERK and his carriage in RUINS, Likely is forced to come up with another plan to get to London…
Tags: 24, botter, fiction, humour, London, Lord Likely, parody, Scotland Yard, The Bastard, Victorian, weblit
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR SEVEN: And Likely has something to say…
Tags: 24, accident, bollocks, brief, fiction, humour, I said, Lord Likely, parody, The Bastard, Victorian
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR SIX: And Likely and Botter endure a TERRIFYING ride into town, courtesy of The Bastard…
Tags: 24, botter, fiction, hat, humour, Lord Likely, One Score and Four, parody, The Bastard, Victorian, weblit
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR FIVE! And Likely is faced with another EARTH-SHATTERINGLY important decision! Which horse to take to London, we ask?
Tags: 24, botter, Captain Cloppington, fiction, Hercules, horses, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, James Watt, Lord Likely, parody, Scotland Yard, The Bastard, Victorian, weblit
Posted in One Score and Four | 5 Comments »
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
One Score and Four, Hour Four: And Likely springs into action, and then rather wishes he hadn’t bothered AT ALL.
Tags: 24, botter, fiction, hat, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, parody, Scotland Yard, telephonic device, Victorian, weblit
Posted in One Score and Four | 3 Comments »
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
One Score and Four, Hour Three: And Likely…erm…goes to the toilet. That is all.
Tags: 24, botter, fiction, humour, Lord Likely, parody, toilet, Victorian
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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