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    One Score and Four, Hour Twelve: Making An Entrance

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR TWELVE, and as we reach the half-way point, Likely finds himself having trouble getting into a party…

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    One Score and Four, Hour Eleven: To The Ball!

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR ELEVEN: And Likely and Botter head to Sir Rhubarb Muddick’s abode, to attend to a gala ball…

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    One Score and Four, Hour Ten: Extracting the Urine

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    Hour TEN: And Likely needs to urinate. AGAIN.

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    One Score and Four, Hour Nine: A Bunch of Twits

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR NINE: And his lordship finally gets an invaluable lead…

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    One Score and Four, Hour Eight: Down, But Not Out

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR EIGHT: And with his horse having gone BESERK and his carriage in RUINS, Likely is forced to come up with another plan to get to London…

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    One Score and Four, Hour Seven: Wherein the Number of Words in the Title Far Outweighs the Number of Words in the Chapter

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR SEVEN: And Likely has something to say…

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    One Score Four, Hour Six: Bring On The Bastard

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR SIX: And Likely and Botter endure a TERRIFYING ride into town, courtesy of The Bastard…

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    One Score and Four, Hour Five: One Score and Horse

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    HOUR FIVE! And Likely is faced with another EARTH-SHATTERINGLY important decision! Which horse to take to London, we ask?

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    One Score and Four, Hour Four: Calls An Inspector

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Four: And Likely springs into action, and then rather wishes he hadn’t bothered AT ALL.

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    One Score and Four, Hour Three: Wherein Likely Relieves Himself

    Thursday, January 28th, 2010

    One Score and Four, Hour Three: And Likely…erm…goes to the toilet. That is all.

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