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    Posts Tagged ‘adventure’

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    Monday, January 30th, 2012

    AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as […]

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    The Likely Letters – Part Two

    Saturday, May 7th, 2011

    Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…

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    The Likely Letters – Part One

    Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

    A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying […]

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    The Lord Moves In Mysterious Ways

    Friday, January 7th, 2011

    Lord Likely once again gets himself into print, within the pages of The Dandy comic – the cad!

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    The Strange Case Of The Sinister Snowman, Part Two

    Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

    The second (and surprisingly final) part of Lord Likely’s Christmassy adventure!

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    The Strange Case of the Sinister Snowman, Part One

    Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

    IT WAS mid-December, and London had been left under a thick blanket of snow, as if the lord God above had looked down ‘pon the glorious British Empire, and had decided it looked so damnably attractive that he had whipped out His tremendous tallywhacker and sprayed the land with His holy horn-paste. Truly ’twas a […]

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    Movember Moustache-A-Day Marathon, Day Nine

    Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

    The ninth day of Lord Likely’s ‘Moustache-A-Day’ Movember Marathon!

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    Thrusting Into The Future

    Thursday, November 11th, 2010

    Lord Likely announces a THRILLING new development in the Likely Empire!

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    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: The Finale

    Thursday, September 30th, 2010

    The cortex-shattering conclusion to Lord Likely’s first ever audio serial is here! Will Likely save the city from it’s unseen menace? Well, YES.

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    The Filching Fog of Finsbury Park: Part Two

    Monday, September 27th, 2010

    Part Two of Lord Likely’s Astonishing Audio Adventure finds our hero concocting a plan, and generally being dashing and fabulous.

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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