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    Lord Likely’s Thrilling Third Anniversary Threesome!

    Saturday, February 27th, 2010

    Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!

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    A Nice Foamy Head

    Thursday, March 13th, 2008

    or Lord Likely is One, Chapter Number Five. Having pumped the incredibly freakish Jennifer, the Incredibly Freakish, and filled her with so much of my man-cream that she was nothing more than a walking, human éclair, I decided that it was high-time for a little light refreshment. I headed back to the scrap-yard, where I [...]

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    Lord Likely is One: Part The Second

    Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

    February 24th, 1857. There are few things more horrifying, more terrible, more downright cataclysmic than running out of alcohol. The awfulness of this situation is multiplied by a factor of a million when one is supposed to be holding a magnificent ball to celebrate the one-year anniversary of one’s journals, as I had proposed. Immediate [...]

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    What Shall We Do With the Drunken Sailor?

    Sunday, August 19th, 2007

    July, 1856 And so, having taken complete and utter control of the Hairy Clam, we continued to sail onwards to America, to answer the call from my brother, Ludlow. I say ‘we’, but of course Botter did most of the actual sailing, while I decided to relieve the ship of it’s supplies of rum, of [...]

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    Answers in a Bottle

    Friday, March 9th, 2007

    10th March, 1856 Our investigations, having turned up nothing more than a tin of shortbread and a distinct sense of repulsion, had ground to a halt. Deciding that we needed a moment to collect our thoughts, I decided we should immediately set forth to a nearby drinking establishment, and get ourselves shit-faced. We chanced upon [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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