The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!
Tags: alcohol, anniversary, celebration, dancing girls, Darren Craske, humour, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, party, readers, three years, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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Thursday, March 13th, 2008
or Lord Likely is One, Chapter Number Five. Having pumped the incredibly freakish Jennifer, the Incredibly Freakish, and filled her with so much of my man-cream that she was nothing more than a walking, human éclair, I decided that it was high-time for a little light refreshment. I headed back to the scrap-yard, where I [...]
Tags: alcohol, beer, botter, drunk, homeless, Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish, Lord Likely, piss, tramps, urine
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Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
February 24th, 1857. There are few things more horrifying, more terrible, more downright cataclysmic than running out of alcohol. The awfulness of this situation is multiplied by a factor of a million when one is supposed to be holding a magnificent ball to celebrate the one-year anniversary of one’s journals, as I had proposed. Immediate [...]
Tags: alcohol, anniversary, beggars, booze, botter, disgusting, Lord Likely, Mr. Timothy Tipsy, one year, party, paupers, shelves, vile
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Sunday, August 19th, 2007
July, 1856 And so, having taken complete and utter control of the Hairy Clam, we continued to sail onwards to America, to answer the call from my brother, Ludlow. I say ‘we’, but of course Botter did most of the actual sailing, while I decided to relieve the ship of it’s supplies of rum, of [...]
Tags: alcohol, botter, drunk, Ludlow Likely, sailing, shark, The Hairy Clam, United States of America
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Friday, March 9th, 2007
10th March, 1856 Our investigations, having turned up nothing more than a tin of shortbread and a distinct sense of repulsion, had ground to a halt. Deciding that we needed a moment to collect our thoughts, I decided we should immediately set forth to a nearby drinking establishment, and get ourselves shit-faced. We chanced upon [...]
Tags: alcohol, Lamb and Fist, pub brawl
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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