The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
HOUR NINE: And his lordship finally gets an invaluable lead…
Tags: 24, Anti-Hat League, balls, botter, cock, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Liekly, Mr. Cockduster, parody, Twittering Device, Victorian, weblit
Posted in One Score and Four | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, August 27th, 2008
August the Twenty-Eight, 1857. Good day, readers! It is time once again for me to appease those readers who do not care much for actual reading, by providing you all with another of my Incredible Illustrated Interjections! Today’s picture-story is based on another incredible, real-life incident that befell your noble host, rendered in easy-to-follow picture-boxes [...]
Tags: balls, comics, humour, Incredible Illustrated Indiscretions, Lord Likely, Lord Twattersby, strip cartoons
Posted in Random Insertions | 14 Comments »
Sunday, February 24th, 2008
February the Twenty-Fourth, Eighteen Fifty-Seven Oh, dear diary! Today is a special day indeed, for it heralds the one year anniversary of our joyous union! Can it really be twelve months since I first opened you up, took my quill firmly in my hand and thrust it betwixt your soft, creamy pages, and filled you [...]
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Posted in Likely Is One | 21 Comments »
Thursday, February 21st, 2008
February the 22nd, 1857. I had been admiring myself for two hours in the mirror this morning, when I came to the inescapable conclusion that I was looking considerably less than my usual dapper self. My hair was approximately half an inch longer than usual, and my moustache had begun to resemble an unkempt hedge [...]
Tags: balls, barber, botter, fanny, Fleet Street, Lord Likely, Mrs. Lovett, pies, Seville, shave, singing, Sweeney Todd
Posted in Uncategorized | 12 Comments »
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007
April, 1856. After our brief distractions, Botter and I continued onto the Russian embassy, making good on our legs and keeping a quick but steady pace. Soon we had made a significant advance in our journey, and found ourselves only a few streets away from our target destination. “Botter,” I said to my man-servant, who [...]
Tags: balls, botter, disguise, policeman, Russian
Posted in The Riddle Of The Runaway Romanov | 8 Comments »
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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