The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Wednesday, May 28th, 2008
—Lord Likely in Exile in Australia— Lord Likely rises to power in Australia. Part Two, in which, his cream rising to the top, Lord Likely becomes master of his domain: May 21, 1862 I begin to father numerous children. The husbands of the children’s mothers are not amused. — So there I was, standing on [...]
Tags: Australia, beating botter stick, British Speak, Chesterfield Twins, Dolly Malone, Duke of Chesterfield, Exile, guest, intercourse, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Relax Max
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Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
May, 1856 “I swear, sir! I do not know anything about the whereabouts of your moustache! I really, truly, know nothing, milord,” Botter ranted, as I towered over him, giving him my very sternest of looks. “Botter, Botter. Do calm down, and take a seat. Now, this is how this interview will proceed,” I said, [...]
Tags: beating botter stick, botter, failure to understand the talking stick stick, interrogation, moustache, mystery, punch, talking stick
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Sunday, February 25th, 2007
Welcome, dear reader, to my incredible and, quite frankly, powerfully erotic journals. If this is your first visit here, then where in the name of dickery have you been? You’ve missed a hell of a lot of astonishing adventures, let me tell you. But it’s alright. I forgive you. We all have to start somewhere, [...]
Tags: beating botter stick, beggars, botter, fantastic, fencing, Inspector Spunkleford, intercourse, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Queen Victoria, whisky
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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