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    Posts Tagged ‘book’

    A Decade of Decadence

    Saturday, February 25th, 2017

    TIME flies when you are having fun, so the old saying goes – and it is true. Take, for example, the occasion when a particularly amorous lady and I found ourselves so engrossed in a bout of lustful, energetic intercourse that neither of us noticed my posterior ramming into the bed-side cabinet with such vigour that […]

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    How To Write A Book That Is Not Simply Irredeemable Arse-Paper

    Friday, May 29th, 2015

    Lord Likely, in his infinite wisdom, offers some advice for the would-be writer.

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    One Lord A-Leaping

    Friday, November 27th, 2009

    Lord Likely has designs on the lucrative festive book market…but his method of research for his proposed epic proves to be rather unorthodox.

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    Self-Help, the Victorian Way.

    Tuesday, January 8th, 2008

    January, 1857. – Lord Likely ***** Next time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: His lordship clashes with another Victorian rogue, in a special one-off adventure! (We promise it will happen, this time.) Attention! There are still two days left to vote for his lordship’s journals as being ‘The Best Blog You’ve Never Heard […]

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    Interval: Lord Likely meets LoopyLisa21f

    Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

    August, 1856 I wonder if I may momentarily interrupt my recollections about my damned voyage to America, to inform you all of a rather bizarre occurrence which befell me recently. What am I saying? Of course I cocking-well may momentarily interrupt – these are my ruddy journals and I shall do as I damned well […]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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