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    Posts Tagged ‘books’

    The Great Bidding War of 1882

    Thursday, March 5th, 2015

    Lord Likely takes us on a history lesson, with the tale of The Great Bidding War of 1882.

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    Lord Likely’s Literary Love-Pump

    Friday, July 23rd, 2010

    Lord Likely reviews three Victorian-set books, AND announces the winners of his corking contest! A double-helping of delights!

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    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Three

    Sunday, March 28th, 2010

    It’s the EXPLOSIVE finale of Lord Likely’s three-part adventure alongside Mr. Cornelius Quaint – can the squabbling duo save Buckingham Palace from being blown to pieces by a maniac magician?

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    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff, Part Two

    Friday, March 12th, 2010

    The Bloody Baffling Buckingham Bluff continues, wherein a mix-up occurs….

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    Wherein His Lordship Deals Out Some Prizes

    Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

    After Lord Likely’s Curious Conjuring Contest, his lordship reveals the winners, each of whom win a FREE BOOK! Hoorah!

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    Cornelius Quaint Conjures Up An Adventure

    Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

    Lord Likely reviews the fine Victorian-set mystery, The Equivoque Principle, and then gives away five copies for not a single shilling! What a tremendous fellow.

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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